This is already a thing, and it’s not just for urinals.

Came to share that. I saw it a lot when I was traveling.
This person is entirely unaware of the lack of hand washing that takes place in the mens bathroom and I’m so sorry for them
My mom doesn’t wash her hands either.
That’s why I’m kinda reluctant to go for a hug… eww germs, mom wtf
Honestly my dad wash his hands more often than mom does…
Just an anecdote tho, I wonder what the general population stats are.
I told my mom to wash her hands and she says I’m “OCD”
Ahhhhh wtf this triggers my germophobia so much.
I see two problem, washing hand need to be long enough to fill at least on reservoir and You hâve yo wash your hand to be efficient. In public space you will fast run put water.
so that when men wash their hands

Do the men in your life not wash their hands? 🤢
Public men’s restrooms make me not want to shake hands with anyone. The number of men who walk out straight past the sinks without stopping is alarming and disgusting.
When I worked fast food, I usually had to fill the men’s soap but rarely the women’s soap.
This could mean the place had more male traffic, women don’t wash their hands as often, or something else. Who knows.
Women bring their own soap.
(This is a joke but also I kind of almost believe it)
(Also this joke if kind of stolen from the game Life Is Strange)
That is one of my favorite games.
women don’t wash their hands as often
I could believe this. Not saying the men’s are much better as I’d say they’re definitely just as bad, but my wife used to tell me horror stories about the women’s restrooms before she swore off ever using one again outside of emergencies.
The number of guys who do this in my local arcade bar really pisses me off. We’re all touching the same surfaces in there WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS.
It’s absolutely gross. I literally think about it every time a Boomer socially pressures a handshake with me, and I try not to touch anything else until I can wash my hands or at least get some sanitizer. Idk if any individual is guilty of it, but enough strangers are that I’m not taking chances.
Some men don’t even wipe their ass. 🤷♂️
Can I downvote you for saying something which, regardless of if it’s true or not, definitely should have been left unsaid?
let it crust like a sigma 🔥🗣️
Peel it off like a freshly completed 3D print; crackling noises and all.
The itchy sting is how you know it’s working
I’m borderline obsessive about it personally. Like after bathroom, right before eating, and right after some gardening. And it is fucking disgusting how many dudes I witness in public restrooms walk straight out. I used to call them out, but it’s not worth the hassle anymore.
But from a purely subjective pov, never touch another dude’s hands because odds are they haven’t washed them in days.
From what I’ve seen in my 30 years of life 90% of men don’t wash their hands
Not just the men, but the women and children too!
I found that it depends on the level of education. University: People wash their hands. The logistics center right next door: “What’s a sink?”
I was at a major concert the other day waiting in line for the bathroom. So many men just strolled out of there without even looking at the sink.
i mean i get it. i was cooking at an event and the way i wash up, well, a man there accused me of prepping for surgery. i was only washing three inches above my wrist. gran’s an RN so we might have grown up knowing how to clean.
I am a janitor for a college and you’d be appalled at how rarely I have to fill the soap dispensers in both the men’s and the women’s restrooms, there’s a lot of folks who just don’t wash their hands in general
American Exceptionalism
For anyone who’s curious, reclaimed water toilets are, indeed, a thing.
Yeah, you don’t need the urinal to be under the sink. You can just run a pipe to the urinal…
Or run the peenus directly to the sink.
Yeah, I was a little confused by the choice of meme there, since this is actually a thing. https://www.sinkology.com/product/sinksense-greenflow-toilet-tank-sink/
I’ve actually seen those (or rather some quite similar to them) in the wild a few times. They’re not very convenient to use (because the seat is in the way) even though you can’t help but think they’re a great idea each time you use them.
I’m not going to bother to research, but I’m sure there must be models where the sink faces the side of the toilet. It’d take up more space, but still less space than a totally separate sink and toilet.
There absolutely are, this one is just more or less exactly what was described in the meme.
You have to straddle the toilet backwards to use it pressing your member against the back of the toilet and sit down after peeing. 4/5 Stars.
My favorites have the sink next to the toilet rather than in one piece, yes.
You could do that with plumbing which you would have to do anyways.
I had one in Japan, it was pretty neat.

That makes way more sense than Riker-maneuvering yourself around these awkward things:

Edit: Riker Maneuver if you’re unfamiliar with the term.
I think for those, you go with the butters.

wow he even rikered out of the chairs?
TIL
If anyone is curious it came about because of back problems. Frakes has back issues and it was easier and less painful to do it that way, it got turned in to a character trait.
Hes also pretty tall, so it worked seamlessly. Patrick stewart would have had to hop over to do the same trick.
Japan has these basically at a few bars I went to. Saves on space as well.
How awkward are they to use?
They’re only awkward when you’re pissing and someone else is washing their hands.
Depends how you feel about all the cameras
I typically just straddle the bowl, that way I can get two things done at once.
Seems fine to me
You won’t believe this. But most homes have this in Japan.

Your book might get wet with that there though.
you just answered question #2. thank you
Can’t you beat the system by pissing directly into the urinal sink and not washing your hands?
It’s genuinely disturbing how many men I’ve seen not wash their hands.
I decide if I’m going to wash them based on the state of the bathroom. If all they have is air dryers (or worse, a single fabric towel… shudders) then I’m probably not gonna wash them. You can keep your filthy germ blowers thanks. Taps look dirtier than the urinals? Forget it. If the bathroom is clean, then ye sure, otherwise I just use hand sanitizer
I mean, yall go in with there with pants and leave with pants, right? Wash your hands and wipe them on your pants. Still cleaner than the alternative.
My dude, bandanas exist. Clean hands on your own bandana is as good as it gets.
Find what they call trainman, signalman or similar ones. They’re bigger, tend to be easy to find in thicker fabric, and can do other jobs as well.
As you roll up to the sink, pull the bandana out, drape it around your neck. Wash, shake a little, grab the bandana and dry off.
It’ll go right back in your pocket and not cause any problems very slightly damp. If need be, leave it hanging loosely around the neck or out of the pocket so it’ll dry.
Right?? I literally put them on blast outside the restroom sometimes lol
Why would you wash your hands if you didn’t piss or get shit on them?
If anything, your hands are dirtier than your junk. Your junk sits behind clothing. Your hands are out touching things all the time.
Wash your hands before touching your dick. 😌
But also: If you touch anything to flush the toilet, you should wash 'em again after.
Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.
Like, I’ll always wash my hands after taking a shit, but it doesn’t really seem necessary if I touched my dick for a literal second to pull it out and put it up. And depending on the clothing I don’t even need to touch it.
Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.
Kick that shit open with your feet.
That’s not always an option, though.
Kick harder
I wash my hands before I touch my dick not after.
I got some wasabi powder transfer once going to the bathroom while working as a cook. Learned that lesson real quick.
Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?
No?
Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.
Do you make people shower before you suck their dick?
I don’t because I like it extra cheesy.
😆

Just piss in the sink. I’ve been saying this for years
/r/sinkpissers
The one in the bathroom or any sink?
Kitchen. You save water by washing your dishes as you pee
I mean, it’s less cleanup for you if you do it in your neighbor’s sink.
Instructions unclear, pissed on hands.
Counts.
Then men would have no reason to leave without washing their hands. Seriously dudes, I’m pleading over here, soap and water.
You think the dudes that don’t wash their hands are worried about flushing?
Grey water system.
Men don’t even flush urinals lmao
Most urinals flush automatically. Probably for that exact reason.

























