What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

Champ, you’re the one reading way too much into this.

These are all good questions about stupid legislation.

Bazinga!

Oh, bless your heart. I was wishing you luck because clearly you’re going to need it.

Good luck on your future endeavors.

To be fair, “buy more equipment” is not a great answer.

I already have bowls. And spoons.

Not even in theory, no.

How does that work with the melted part?

Nope, the CA/CO legislation requires that all applications utilize the OS-level age verification API!

No, they’re not just idiots, and not just “bad people” like in Seinfeld, but powerfully stupid and actively hateful. I just can’t stomach that show.

You REALLY gotta eat more fiber

You have a poop axe?

Paywall.

And before any more chucklefucks insist that the BBC has no paywalls:

We get it, you hate your parents. You’ll grow out of it.

You’re supposed to flush the poop, don’t just leave it sitting around.

Nero Dork Turdy

So, all the reports?

Okay