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Idk; I didn’t even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

Rigger rigging.

I guess it wouldn’t really change at all since I am in California. I’ll still have free healthcare (that isn’t very good) from the state, and all the doctors are super sexy because that’s actually how it is here. Everyone thinks Hollywood is bullshit; they’ve just never been to California. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It takes less effort to post a single paragraph of ranting than it does to edit the text on a meme image. In a way, this is a shittier shitpost than most.

came straight from the heart

Bullshit. You’re telling me he has a heart?

Maybe it’s because I don’t really like beer (or alcohol) but I’ve been to Germany and the beer wasn’t any better or worse than American beer.

The Jagermeister, on the other hand, was definitely way better in Germany.

They’re getting ready to colonize Gaza Klandathu. They can’t be caring about the indigenous life. /s

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

Hey, Elon: I got some fresh snake oil that will make your dick bigger, make you actually good at video games, and women will actually want to have sex with you and not just because you have more money than fucking God.

Are they basically stuck working there because of that specific visa they have (like the conditions for the visa are specifically for working at that one company), or could they actually find another place of employment?

“Hey, we may steal water from dry-ass places who barely have any to begin with and poison children in 3rd world countries but we aren’t monsters, man.” - Nestlé

If they shot him on 5th avenue, he wouldn’t control the Treasury anymore, would he?

I am confused by random people online daily.

Some people can’t write in English, which is confusing. But not always necessarily through any fault of their own other than not having enough learning.

Some people are batshit insane, and post their thoughts into the showerthoughts community or ask a question on no stupid questions that straddles the line between really ignorant of everything and begging the question as a form of bait.

And then sometimes people post a joke that is so super niche, if you haven’t seen the exact same thing and had the stars perfectly aligned so you also had the same thoughts at the time you saw it, you won’t get the reference, and be confused.

You mean it won’t happen again. Netflix’s goal was never to be good. It was to disrupt the industry. And they’ve succeeded; which is why everything sucks and piracy is a better option once again.

A piggy bank even?

I just assume it’s a random doodad. Like a desk decoration or something. Why wouldn’t ancient people have had dumb bullshit that served no purpose other than it’s aesthetic value just like we do now?

Have you never heard of a vagina referred to as a roast beef sandwich? Marking it nsfw is part of the joke.

This is most excellent. The answer, I mean.

The fact there was an answer to be given is most assuredly not excellent.

I had one for a while as a teenager just because it was cheap and I had a website. That was ages ago though. Idk what registering a domain name is like in 2025. It probably sucks, just like everything else tho.

I have a Redragon keyboard using their off-brand CherryMX knock offs and it feels the same as the Corsair I had with actual CherryMX switches.

The Corsair is almost $200. The Redragon was $40, and came with a mouse, a headset, and a big ass mouse pad. But I don’t think they come in something that isn’t lighted in some way, if you don’t want RGB bs.