CMYK (Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key) is for pigments. RGB is for light.

Leave it alone with a husky for a while. The husky will teach it how to assert itself without being mean.

Is that why I can pop my clavicle? 🤔

My mom allowed me to watch, so I understood the basics. But she also was a terrible cook, so I didn’t really git gud until I started watching Good Eats. The inclusion of the science was a huge help, since I am one of those people that benefits a lot from knowing why I am doing something and not just knowing that I need to do X. So I can follow recipes, but also can concoct my own things knowing what will work as a substitute and why, or what flavors go well together and such.

We can deport them to Antarctica. Or the sun. 🤷‍♂️

“Okay, ChatGPT. Write me a game that will surpass Metal Gear. And make sure the code is actually good.”

I only take the tomatoes off if they are cut too thick. I like tomato… Just, not a lot at once.

That’s why they lick themselves.

Piña Colonic

It depends on the shape of the mouth.

If they are made for human mouths, it might not fit an alien’s mouth and given the way the title is phrased, I can not rule out OP being an alien.

Who doesn’t like parfait onions? You ever hear someone say “hey you want some parfait onions” and the other person respnds “hell no, I don’t want no parfait onions?”

Even if it was a semi-circle, why would we call it a bow? It doesn’t look like a bow for archery, a bow for music, or a bow for fashion. 🤷‍♂️

At low level you just get reassigned to a worse position.

“Don’t wanna murder innocent civilians and punched your commanding officer over it? Get your ass to Mars, private!”

(Doom guy’s original origin story)

This makes me want a video game that has anti-tips on the loading screens.

“Jumping off cliffs almost always is rewarded with treasure.”

What?! It gets lonely herding reindeer!

Do what my parents did: Only let your kids online for a limited time, while being supervised the whole time. If they could do it back before tools that helped existed, it should be super fucking easy in 2026 with all the parental controls everything offers.

But we also need to educate the parents. There seems to be a huge gap in what Xellenials (people specifically born between 1976 & 1985) were taught about the internet that not one other group/generation was, including full on mellenials, gen alpha and gen z.

Me at only 41 years old:

It was never meant to part of any kind of database, but banks and businesses found a loophole to that a long ass time ago and now we’re here.

So it’s been removed a few times.

I accidentally a word in there. It was the Pride of America; the biggest cruise vessel at the time I was on it. But they (NCL) already had an even bigger ship to be built in the coming years at the time, too.