

Look, when your asshole is this hairy, small parties get lost in there. They go looking for sasquatch, then get lost. Then a search party goes in after them. Then that search party needs a search party.
It’s this long train getting run on my hairy asshole.



Legit, it’s the radio play.
They made easily accessible hard rock. It’s mostly formulaic. That means their stuff got played to death. Anything of theirs that got popular was driven into the ground.
The hate just spread from there. Yeah, you’ll see people bitch about whatever retroreasoning they’ve applied to it, but without the level of unavoidability involved during their prime, it wouldn’t be hate, just a came that some people don’t like.
Truth? It’s damn near impossible to tell one album from another. The riffs are pretty generic. There’s no highly technical skill required to cover their songs. They aren’t “fancy”
But that’s not bad things, unless you’re the sort looking for anything to hate, and want to hate something popular in particular.
Another truth? Some of the most loved bands out there are no different. AC/DC? Simple hard rock with a formula. Aerosmith? A little less hard, but VERY formulaic since their post run-DMC resurgence. Amon Amarth? C’mon. Okay, AA isn’t at that scale of popularity, but I like them, so they’re in.
Point being that there’s no complaint anyone makes about Nickelback that can’t be applied to any popular band to some degree. Even my complaint that they have far too many songs that are misogynistic in the lyrics could apply to dozens of other acts.
The hate? They got over played. Without that, they’d just be another band that some people like and others don’t