I just twist the top off and roll the bottom up, like toothpaste.

Aren’t swifties a brand of cleaning and dusting contraptions?

You mean those people that were born in the digital age so that it’s second nature to them?

I think people were rooting against the US/Israeli aggression, not particularly for the Irani regime.

What if it’s even more R?

Highways are like big streets, and twice as fun.

Just go to your local Google office with some id. Easy.

UN Peacekeepers are really just UN War Observers.

Mice are really living in a golden age. They have never been so healthy.

The dog should turn in all the weapons in that case.

He didn’t even paint it himself?

But then they wouldn’t have to spy any more, it’s a great solution to that problem, see?

I think he means that they won’t be able to find two full time jobs.

Ah, but just wait five years, then it will be everywhere!

Tanning beds will never be the same…

They should have drive in stadiums by now, it’s the obvious thing to do.

Among the local wars between northern american people at the time, it was one of the most destructive!

But the fly had been warned once before !

Any day now ™

It doesn’t erase them, if anything, it augments their surface.