I’d just get two toothpicks and make a seesaw to press it, although I pretty much never turn off my computers so I still wouldn’t mind too much

FTFY

Facts, gotta pump those numbers up chumps

It’s always the cool fictional AI companions that become irl slop because of big tech, Cortana for instance…

Never thought I’d find this many fellow melbournians on Lemmy!

'bout tree fiddy

All this time he could’ve thought up another magnificent way to make money but he chose to stay in the past, longing for something probably already completely degraded, destroyed or recycled, even if it’s 500M…

Sorry about that, I found it somewhere else without credit and completely forgot the art style was from XKCD.

I’ll add it to the post.

About tree fiddy

I’m betting my two balls that Elysium becomes a real thing

Quite unintelligent for an industry based around intelligence

Boof

I’m not saying you will be.

If you were in their shoes, you’d probably say otherwise.

This shit made me yawn

If I’m not mistaken, many smart TVs tend to take multiple screenshots per second and send it back to base with other methods if wifi or ethernet aren’t available, although I gotta research a little more on that.

So even then, don’t connect it to a PC, you’re just waiving your privacy rights

I’d say if you want to be thanked a lot per day, being a driver is for you, although I’d rather drive the public buses than the monstrosity of a school bus

I am pro skub, like, who wouldn’t? It’s really useful to have, why wouldn’t a sane person be pro skub?

Literally my school bus, there’s like 50 students inside at any given time, more than half of them blast tiktoks, shorts, reels or other bullshit, the rest are either yelling and acting macho, or really wanna gtfo of that bus.

I agree, that has happened with other windows devices I’ve used recently (both w10 and 11), although this was completely reset, no data other than a chrome sign-in and a few games, this had also been the first time I opened edge, so I’m pretty confused how an opt in feature just magically stops requiring consent from the user…