we’re not asking for scrote pics we’re asking for pics from your private feet stash

Most of them. The sonnet I wrote about wanting to poop when I was in the hospital with a bowel obstruction? I’m pretty sure that’s still there.

I remember a classmate of mine in college thought Bill O’Reilly was “a flaming liberal”. They grew up in the nazi part of Idaho tho, so compared to my roommate Bill O’Reilly was.

Not just Quebec. Kindergarteners are playing red light green light and think it’s called squid game.

Depends on your version of enlightenment I guess. My orange tabby has mastered the “ignorance is bliss” thing

He looks like he should be named King Richard

I have a pcp I’m trying to do the same: my first appointment(s) took a little over two hours. (after the first 45 minutes he told me I needed to come back Saturday and we’d take as much time as we needed to get through my history and current needs). He moved and none of the insurances we can get through work cover him, even though he’s still in driving distance.

Is the poop deck really what I think it is

Did the soup already get mentioned?

Depends how you define “instruments”. For example, there was a recent survey that we have something like 500 million, uh, instruments.

i view it less as spaghetti and more as a rat king

Don’t forget cabbage

Didn’t warn me I was getting a Dear Penthouse letter

Being a felon is not a protected class.

I won’t tell if you won’t

because he’s never heard of new mexico

i thought that was just my tinnitus, but you’re right

sometimes you gotta protect your jibblies while seated and also use your hands for i dunno, work or something boring. if i analyze my posture honestly, i’m half-sitting on my coinpurse when I do that.

Familiarize yourself with the OSS manual on subtle sabotage

Same. It was always intentional.