

Fuck me, you’re right. 36,000km
Forgive me I’m watching my favorite sports team embarrass themselves.


36k kilometers.
I’m not quite sure, I mean there is many numerical options and yet nothing that is currently coming to mind.


Inevitable consequence of combustion.


Tetraethyllead, carbon dioxide, and water


Alcohol and benzodiazepines.
(Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)


CO2 suffocation+snap their neck
Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf


Add in heartburn, and nothing that Pepto bismol can’t solve.


Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.
But I think the balancing won’t happen without water.


Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.


Damn near instant oxidation.


Give or take a few billion years.
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