Pete & Pete vibes

Tangentially related, I spent much of this last week hungover/intoxicated. As such I really don’t have much patience for dumb assess. Almost got into a fight with an old dude at a gas station when I hollered “wash your hands you nasty bitch.” Dude thought he was going intimidate some small kid on the other side of that stall door. His immediate change in behavior after seeing me was quite entertaining.

If you hear a story about someone getting shot over hand washing in the near future, it’s likely me.

Saving to call on not a Sunday. The first one went straight to voicemail so if rather talk to someone than have it be easily ignored in an email or voice mail.

Truly the sun of his very eventful and important life has culminated in this. Truly the most important piece of human and nature intersectional accidental art

Dude was ahead of the curve. I sing his praises here at least once a week.

*food grade

Fair enough. But I still don’t like it.

Sorry for coming back a day later.

But you gotta stop using “must be a bot” as a gotcha.

Accept that a real life person might disagree with you.

Why have I never ran into anyone who wasn’t a pregnant woman with those huge pokers? I mean, it’s like a legit micropeen on his cheese.

Piece of shit doesn’t even deserve a headline. Let his memory be forgotten.

That and the whole molesting your own 7 year old daughter thing.

Your choice homie.

Na. Malliard is king!

That and ad free YouTube in Albania.

Maga rapper. It’s garbage.

That’s what I meant! Thank you!

And this was a trans woman. Money and the comfort it provides really does make people evil.

I dated a girl whose father would run a state down every few months to buy some cheap brick weed. I was feeling nostalgic so I gave him $20 once for an ounce. I rolled one joint with it, smoked the whole thing and decided glass is better and I rolled up enough for another joint in aluminum foil, tossed it in the freezer, and made some brownies with the rest.

I love dating later in life as opposed to dating when I was younger. People my age are usually much smarter and well rounded than when we were in our 20s. If they have kids, they’re usually grown enough to not be annoying. I love when I hear short fat older freshly divorced dudes complain. Like homie, there is a reason you are getting the responses you do on the apps. Although I am incredibly tall and in decent shape, so ymmv.

For the past decade plus I’ve just been buying the cheapest unlocked phone available. Last two have been Motorolas. They run all the games and do everything you want from a phone. Bonus, they let me delete x and Meta 's bloatware.

I’ll never buy a Samsung precisely because you need to root them to uninstall meta’s bullshit.

Seriously. I get pissed at myself if I let bread or cheese get moldy.