Syzygy destroys my shoes, and tries to steak and hide my wallet. I’ve put my wallet and keys(just in case) in a cabinet for the past few months.

Liam praying “please don’t add beans, please don’t add beans.”

And still no tap to pay for cards. Fuck these idiots are slow.

It was about that time I noticed that sweet little pop rapper was a right story tall crustacean from the plethazoic era. I said get it out here!

“Just fatly going around corners.”

Because of their union. Yet they want no one else to have one.

Can’t corner the dorner!

Got some bad spoilers for you about the series finale.

Rest in power.

Fucking for real! This is at bare minimum a slam dunk second degree case, and still easily a first.

I thought they actually addressed this in one of the first 2-3 movies. I could be wrong, I only watched them once and barely remember.

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She farted and we both laughed hard for a solid 30 seconds.

No no. Delivery is just late. I talked to Saber-hagan yesterday about it. They assure me it’s totally bitchin’!

Good, I like to pee.

This argument would be laughed out of the building. An 8 year old cannot enter into a contract.

That’s very generous of you. Given their accessory choices, I would think this person in particular paid a premium for these.

Both of you, it’s “Crocs”!

Cassandra from Doctor who.

Tucker Carlson the type of mfer to eat a Snickers upside down for the texture.

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