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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days ago

I will not go quietly

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I will not go quietly

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days ago
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      This is DEmocracy Manifest!

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      I came here to post this but you beat me to it

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    Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?

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        “Woooooooooo”

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          Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

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    Get your hand off my penis!

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      Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

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    There might have been a reason for that

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      People going crazy over sea cockroaches

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      Okay it was bad enough that people were just straight up dipping their hands into the pile, but that one lady who just straight up took a whole second plate and scooped them up was fucking insane 💀

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      Jesus… it’s like piranhas devouring a carcass. That women using the plate as a shovel… gees.

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    Eat the note while making eye contact with the manager, and then ask for more of those tasty notes because you haven’t had all of them that you can eat.

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    What did you do after you left the all you can eat buffet?

    We pretty much went straight home.

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      Mrs Simpson your underoath

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        We drove around until 3 am looking for another all you caneat sea food buffet

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          And when you couldn’t find one?

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            We went fishing

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              Did these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

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    “But the sign says ‘All You Can Eat’.”

    “yes. that’s all you can eat. now go. out.”

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    Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.

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    Hey, you don’t know how many shrimp it takes.

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      About six and a half pounds at Golden Corral

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    Rage, Rage against the denial of your bite

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    There was a really good buffet my family got to go to when I was kid in South Carolina. We didn’t think to ever figure out what the place was called but we always bring it up saying we should have at least taken a photo or something to remember what it was so that we could go back. Never did…

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      counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.

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        Damn bro. Sorry for your loss.

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          I’ve been through three Chinese restaurants since then. I think it’s just been a rough year for noodles

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        Just don’t make it like Jamie Oliver

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      Don’t worry Google knows your location history lol

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        lmao

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    bruh

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      bro

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    John Pinette posted this.

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      God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!

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