Well, I’ve found my drag queen name. Say hello to Laura Zepam.

Absolutely, but it also reminds me of this one, which in turn puts me in mind of this one. It all leads back to the Simpsons in the end.

I grew up in a coastal town. My advice, don’t act afraid. Easier said than done I know when you’re not used to being around them but they pick up on fear and normally won’t attack if you’re not bothered. If you have food though you might need to shout or wave your arms

Most of all NEVER feed them or let them get access to your trash and shame those who do. Sounds ridiculous but they’re smart and have good memories. People who feed them are idiots who are causing a nuisance. No joke I once saw a seagull knocking on the door of a house on my street with another one looking through the window like a pair of mobsters. Then when I got home my car was covered in bird shit.

I’m taking steps to stop myself consuming content constantly so I’ve stopped listening to podcasts when I’m out. If I’m on a long train or plane journey in the future I’ll probably bring my earphones along but only then. Now I just walk and think.

Most of the gay clubs in Manchester, England are on Canal Street. The sign is often defaced to say “anal treat”.

Or Dohmer, with an O

It’s nicely inconspicuous.

Probably, because my last name is pretty rare. I actually have my mother’s surname so I think I’d just change it to my father’s.

Express mail to the British Museum, please

This is Lemmy. I’ll give you one guess… and it ain’t beans.

You can regularly blast the port with compressed air to minimise the build up of crud which necessitates this, but the time comes to all.

An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.

Ah, thank you

I have no idea what that means

Nah, kids can post to their hearts content on social media here. Its porn our governments going after (for now).

You could also type in ringtones.

OK, I’ve seen this story on a few other communities today and just thought “Who the hell cares?” but knowing that her comment actually seemingly upset Zuckywucky has made me appreciate it a lot.

I can only see this as a scam that will have no real practical use and dies out after about 2 years.

Pleeeheeeheeeheeeeheeeease