No Mountain Dew. Stick, stick.

No PlayStation, only crab juice.

“You sunk my battleshit!”

FORTRAN? More like, these hands. Put 'em up, numb nuts.

They do move in herds

Uncle Ho always was a wily one.

Or is he the left headist? I always forget.

But wait you guys, the ceasefire! /s

As someone that is currently going through KC1 and is old enough to have used floppy disks, this hurts me so deep.

Do you have anything with a good vintage? I like my beans finely aged.

The man heard “Fuck the police” and thought “Say less”.

Every time I read Erlich’s name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

Don’t forget the shag carpet.

Who said they weren’t creating any new worthwhile holidays?

SLAY

You’d think Tom Clancy wrote this one.

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It ain’t easy, being steazy.