Gotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding

WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?

Badabing! rimshot

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”

Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

But what’s your moon sign?

sigh, that settles that then. More blood will be spilt before any of this comes to an end. Shame, shame on all of us for allowing this to pass. May God have mercy on us all.

I think someone left the lights on.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.

Great. Just peachy.

Something something Black Moth Super Rainbow

Why give a shit when you can get bailed out? It’s almost like you can be carefree when you’re on corporate welfare. What’s wild is what you feel like you can try when you have a safety net.

What an absolute moron.

It’s the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

A duvet that hasn’t been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

I see only one frank. We have been deceived.

“Look Vegeta, it’s a Pokemon! I’m gonna catch it.”

Alright Patrick Bateman, calm down.