I think you’re right, but I see 99.9% on Amazon.

Make sure you use %100 alcohol.

So, it can detect pain from an irritant, not taste.

Quack, motherfucker!

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Dialing in a TV station, with the different bands and antenna tweaking. Then keeping track what and when your shows come on.

Balancing your checkbook.

A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.

Figures the grinch would get a dog at a pet store instead of a shelter.

Bra size. C is medium D+ is large.

Bribes.

I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?

Pop the whole roll at once.

“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

It’s only sad if you give others the power to judge you.

Damn, why didn’t I think of that?I was thinking maybe email the file to myself, but your idea is so much sexier!

True, I suppose, but factory jobs? I thought those dried up when we gave China all our manufacturing.

At the Dr’s

That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.

Looks like a smug fuck.