Yes, is that a bad thing? You can load up on responsibility and live your life based on what others think you should be doing if you want. I will be living as free as possible.

What would I prefer? Doing whatever the fuck I want for 80 years.

You don’t like grinding for 80 years?

What a moocher! JK who gives a shit? Busy bodies at fox apparently. If I didn’t have to work would I? Hell no.

I think you’re right, but I see 99.9% on Amazon.

Make sure you use %100 alcohol.

So, it can detect pain from an irritant, not taste.

Quack, motherfucker!

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Dialing in a TV station, with the different bands and antenna tweaking. Then keeping track what and when your shows come on.

Balancing your checkbook.

A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.

Figures the grinch would get a dog at a pet store instead of a shelter.

Bra size. C is medium D+ is large.

Bribes.

I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?

Pop the whole roll at once.

“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

It’s only sad if you give others the power to judge you.

Damn, why didn’t I think of that?I was thinking maybe email the file to myself, but your idea is so much sexier!