Madlibs?

The 3 on the left look like the same person, just in different poses

That was typical-ish summer wear.

For winter, it was closer to this

Meanwhile my sister’s fiancee drank the whole pitcher and is back working there totally believing Elon is some super genius and that the cars are capable of full self-driving. (I really have to bite my tongue when listening to him)

My camry can self-drive too, same outcome. (just off a cliff, rather than in front of a train)

Well, it’s too big to be an actual louse, unless they have the fingers of an infant…

Liquified comet farts

I think they’re talking about the duvet

Easy there, tiger. 1/3 incorrect.

I wasn’t going to explain all of the health effects, aside from an irritant, that the “!” could indicate, especially when the general rule of thumb is to go over the SDS when you see the symbol. The second symbol is definitely for indicating a hazard to aquatic life.

The “G” in the third was confused with a “Q”, given the printer resolution. I wasn’t sure, so I used more relative wording for saying what it looked like on my screen.

That makes more sense, I wasn’t sure why they would be talking about dosage on a mfr label

Source: https://www.epa.gov/sites/default/files/2016-01/documents/hazard_communication_standard-safety_data_sheets_epa_dec_2015.pdf

The exclamation can mean that it’s an irritant. It could also be other potential health concerns.

Try not to be too quick when trying to correct someone next time, especially when you are only half right

Or an axle failing

The first is a standard warning symbol, telling you to read the warnings.

The middle looks to imply that it’s harmful to aquatic life; so no flushing, (upside-down fish and a piece of coral)

Third one seems to be dosage frequency, but saying a symbol isn’t available. (QHS = taken every night)

What are you talking about? There’s only one side. /s

I think it’s a marching drum

Their system screwed up an auto-payment which they eventually fixed. They however left the delinquency mark on my account (they only corrected the notice sent to the credit bureaus), so any purchases had to be paid within 30 days.

Couldn’t and close out and delete my account fast enough.

So no bananas for a couple days…

Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge

While not as serious or deadly, the radium paintbrush story comes to mind

You might be overlooking the undertone of sarcasm in the complaints. No one is actually truly mad or anything, more humorously cynical of it.

I think most of it stems from how half-assed the censorship usually is along with the relative pointlessness considering how common explicit words are on the internet

Niacin could also be a culprit as larger doses have been linked to liver issues.

Edit: Hell, all of the “B” vitamins could be included with the prevalence of them in energy drinks