I’ll give you everything I own for this…

(Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

Thanks, Norm.

Elon: “I want Grok to be an infallible source of truth.”

Engineer: “But that’s impos–you just want it to be you, don’t you.”

Elon: “Yes, make it me.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

Well, according to one source:

At X, her base salary was reportedly $6 million, according to Market Realist. In addition to this, she was eligible for up to $2 million in annual performance bonuses and received $4 million in stock options spread across a three-year term.

So if she stuck around another year she’d have gotten another ~$1.3 million in stock options. Guess she figured it wasn’t worth it.

I told my doctor I didn’t have any energy…

Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

We must go deeper.

Maximus Erectus.

“Le Firmware? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”

Best we can hope for is he self-deports to Cancun again.

Can’t stop won’t stop.

“GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”

Fuck cars and guns, ban both.

“Two dudes fuckin’, cool. Not my thing, but it looks like they’re having a good time and that’s awesome.”

“1.21 GIGAHOMOPHOBES?!”

“Let’s Smash”

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.