“Everybody makes mistakes babe, want to make another one?”

printf (user_bank_balance)

>$6.22
>segmentation fault

“How much does being Superman pay? Oh, it doesn’t, does it?”

Did they invent the little ciabattas they use for sandwich plates at the same time, or did those come later?

*sniff*

Truly anything can be a bong.

Uhhh, hey bey-bey:

You… you don’t regularly see Muppets out and about?

TIttLe!

I would expect nothing less.

Sweet, no more double bogeys on a par five.

I’m too sweet and innocent to know what this means.

That’s what it’s called when you do it in the armpit.

Poor Minnie, she’s so dry now 🙁 .

It’s a good prank, but I’m willing to bet that DHS was going to do it themselves anyway.

And yet the 1% are pretty sure they can just violence us all into submission.

I think they can’t say “fuck you” on the Disney Channel.