


Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). He/him today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)



Minister of Kongliment
“Hm, you taste kind of funny…”
“I HAD THE CHOWDER!!!”
Oh no, branded content! Nice try, big lemon!
🎵Let’s go scorp-surfin’ now,
🎵Everybody’s learnin’ how,
🎵C’mon and grab your snakes with me,


🎵Granding in my slam
🎵My eggs are ov-er easy
Fake it 'til you uh, hm


Ok you can have the juice 😳


We’re putting a data center right next to your house.
I thought he was going to have a lot to say, but he just had a lot of nothing to say 😶 .


Oh no, look out ISS! *SMASH*
egg
I feel attacked.
Are you guys the kombucha mushroom people?
“puppy power” = “cocaine”


It’s like trying to gently explain to your dealer that you don’t want to hear his mixtape.
Curse these unrealistic
beautycapacity standards!