And that the Rock Bottom Line! Wait, that’s not right…

If transcendental.

I bring my leatherman with me everywhere, but I wouldn’t call him a “tool”.

Thank you for your service

Mos Eisley bartender.

“I need a cigarette.”

“A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all.”

I think the billionaires would actually go for this. And I’ll bet they all cry “class warfare” when we beat on their yachts with our tiny fists as the rest of us all drown.

Maul Blart, Bust Cop

In the grand scheme of things, 7 and 8 are very close to each other.

Mm… do tell 😏

Oh for sure if I was offered a trade, I’d abandon my disaster area of a place before you could blink.

“Do I… help? Should I play with his balls or something?”

*looks around my royally messed up apartment*

Um… seems okay to me…

Leak? Surely they mean “unintended emission.”

Good old fashion vanilla honesty is a good start!

“People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.” – Richard J. Needham

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