I mean I missed the memo so thank you
I mean I missed the memo so thank you
The Hard Times are amazing for articles
Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb
Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian
When they can’t remember which brown person said what
Stop, I can only be so erect
Honestly it’s hard tiptoeing around it
because they get shaken or stirred
I believe their username was often combinations of Violet. Mostly they just gave off hot girl energy, which in combination with their horny posting, caused a bit of a martini amongst the community


that wrapper just makes me think it’s some kind of caramel candy. Tricked again by big sex insustry
this is the heart-warming romcom I want for christmas this year
They thought they caught you slacking
But those cheeks have been clapping
Your cup overfloweth,
While the thirsty boys are fapping
assuming this isn’t somehow an upgrade for me was your first mistake


Ouinnnn mets-en! Ma pogner un slutch puppies apres au dep!


yes but it requires an AI-generated image
The shadow looks kind of moth-y are you moth
Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy