I can’t do that, but I’ll put on a little red had and dance around

I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come

what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

Do not ask for which goon the goon goons for, it goons for thee

try your own feet first but then swallow

who’s more fool, the poster who posts gooner bait, or the gooner that goons to it?

Wait isn’t he 50? I’m gonna need a sugar somebody soon because my retirement plan right now is freedom 95

Go nuclear. DOES SHE HAVE A GRANDFATHER

Great, that means were gonna fight mecha hitler in the 2040s

Nah youre right it was the wrong term

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more thoughts for me then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh that must be why i don’t get any at all

😎😎😎🏍️💥💥VROOM VROOM VROOM

I mean I could but that’s because when you don’t have enough friends you make up your own

So 50% of 50 is the same as 50% of 50. Both equal 5

I was looking for something that said “dad likes leather”

I am a stuttering serpent /s /s /s /s /s /s

Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.

I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

that burrito doing the lord’s work