sounds ruff

That’s great

how does one invest toilet flushing

i do it on a daily basid

i love that this is a popular enough meme that you could easily find it online but someone still chose to take a picture of a screen and crop it

am I too old or is this too loud

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.

yeah I hate having to force laughter at childhood cancer

I wish the doublest p for thee

they did sex on a grape

No, a lot of apes are pretty smart, and this one was likely tortured when it got things wrong until it got it right

It’s funny how I think cartoons from 10 years before are too old, and cartoons from 10 years after are too new, and everyone else experiences some variation of that depending on when they were born, and that all I’m left with is the feeling of time slipping away from me, like I was wrestling a greased up seal in a tub of oil

i wanna see more butt suckin

ooooouh he goin to jail

I’ve been using dong. Is that the same as wang or hog category?

oh god please don’t doxx me like that. I don’t want hundreds of butts in my dms. That would be terrible

you could be a racoon for all we know

That’s exactly what Devin McTawnski from 1346 Landsdown Lane would say!

I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur

Reminds me of My Very Eager Mother but at 533%