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I just grilled a nice steak.
I can’t afford them too often so when I do it’s a great day.
I just grilled a nice steak.
I can’t afford them too often so when I do it’s a great day.
Hey that’s my car.
It’s actually an improvement from your usual suggestions.
Haha, they want a blowjob from a dead chick.
Oh honey, I only offered a crunch wrap anyways.
You don’t seem like you’re worth the supreme upgrade.
I barely have one.
I have an extra crunch wrap…
I’ve sucked many a dick in sketchy back alleys for Taco Bell burritos.
Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?
Sounds like you figured it out.
Is stating fact trolling now?
Or is it just when I state facts that you don’t agree with?
Maybe you’re looking for mastodon.
Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?
Spoiler alert, my dude.
The liberals can’t even let you fuck the hurricanes anymore.
OSHA just adds cost to any construction project that isn’t needed.
What’s the better course of action here?
Why aren’t all musicians paleontologists?