Oooh yeah, wouldn’t want to be caught.
At least he didn’t respond: “How much?”
Ruined opportunity.
“Salutaions madam, it would be most resplendant to receive photographs of your nude visage”
I want to see someone try this, get some steamy ankle pics in reply, and then hit it off since they’re on the same (ridiculous) wavelength.
That sounds like great fun, indeed. Almost wholesome, even
m’lady
You say that, then ask for normal selfies of their face?
The best nudes include the face
the best faces include the nude
Tbh I was thinking the same thing. She should continue this and find someone worthy of her!
Exactly
My, she appears to be tumescent with anticipation.
Type shit fr fr
Lol
Just reply “i want to play a game”
Clearly this person is a keeper. As in, they’ll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.
Is there a downside?
Rickets?
Do I get three square meals a day?
Best I can do is a deadly trolley problem and a nice helmet.
Wow, what’s that from?
Shawnee Smith as Amanda in Saw (2004)
Saw (2004)
Oh, hell no!
Yes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960’s style TV dinners in the foil.
I’m all for it as long as there’s a brownie portion.
ooooooo, sorry, no. It’s always soggy apple cobbler with 3 pieces of corn that somehow made it into the cobbler square.
Calm down, Satan.
I’ll take it!
Can I apply online?
Sorry, no. Only in person at 666 Mockingbird Lane.
A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.
He dont deserve her.
Autistic girl sexting is on another level
technically true since levels are on a number plane that can go into the extremes of positive or negative.
“I am a very real woman who is talking to you on the internet and I am sincerely interested in sending you naked pictures with no plan for catfishing or upselling”
Seems legit.
It’s not sex it’s the next best thi-ing
This is not even my final form!
