https://thefinrate.com/top-payment-processing-companies-in-the-eu/

https://fintechmagazine.com/top10/top-10-payment-processors

some are based in US, but there should be at least 10 from those two lists.

sorry best I can find

is this what it’s like to chew 5 gum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

I live between old man grouchy town and funny bitch.

on the weekends I throw water balloons filled with urine at the cars driving by my house and laugh at them. it’s a good time, you should come by for a visit this weekend.

stay the fuck off my lawn though.

nooooo!

so hear me out.

there’s an entire continent of payment processors out there that are not American.

just use one of those.

problem solved for a few years.

I mean it’s bad, but what about how scared all the Zionists are of the starving children?

little known fact, ohio used to be spelled oiho backwards before it was ratified as a state in 1953.

According to my online presence I’m a 58 year old overweight lesbian developer from Nebraska.

I could also be a 22 year old white supremacist rancher from Montana.

Or I could be a fat balding Iranian guy running a motel out of Southern California.

whelp…guess that’s all I’ve got.

best boyscout troop ever

disappear the orange orc.

why does it matter so much? when war in Ukraine broke out nobody but the fascists complained.

I have never seen anyone complain about news in Europe take over, so why does it bother you so much?

I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.

I said, “sorry I don’t have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman.”

they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I’ll hook them up.

dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “where’s my meth fucker!!!”

this is why you don’t use just any genai for stickers.

I tried to pull this tactic to get a raise on my salary.

didn’t work, if anything they reduced my raises thereafter.