and DDG by proxy

used to have one. loved it. I hate trackpads and having a touchscreen saved me from cramping the tendons in my hand.

bring back the nipple!

in HS I dated this chick. after awhile we really weren’t that into each other but still kind and of stayed together.

introduce some random dude she had been friends with since she was like 6. dude stared me down hard like he wanted to square up. I just ignored him. a week later she broke up with me because she was fooling around with him. meh, whatever.

following weekend I see them together and he’s got this big fuckin grin on his face as they walk up to me. ex and I exchange pleasantries and as they walk away this douchy mother fucker says to me, “I guess I won.”

I looked the guy dead ass in the face and told him, “One mans trash is another mans treasure.”

She obviously got bent and started screaming, he got up in my face and wanted to throw down and I’m just laughing.

don’t treat women as trophies kids, and don’t make it a competition. so glad I left that inbred cesspool.

it might as well be in the glove compartment of a 1993 ford ranger.

hey! trigger warnings trigger me.

maybe give a trigger warning the next time you’re giving a trigger warning.

1. get a phone with a removable battery and wireless charging
2. break the USB port
3. pull out the battery before crossing the border

sorry, my phone is dead and won’t hold a charge.

• nothing untrue about that statement
• state of the phone was a preexisting condition and cannot be used to apply obstruction charges

wouldn’t that either be disabled due to the low battery or eat up the remainder of the battery?

I would think snapping coords, even at low accuracy, would be more power efficient since it technically doesn’t have to connect to more satellites and requires less compute.

does it come with its own list or will @ptz@dubvee.org force one on me after purchase?

great idea, but a suggestion.

instead of just one ping at 2%, do three within 10 seconds of each other. this would determine direction and rate of travel.

that was 30 years ago. for the last 20 years tech has had blank cheques thrown at them.

it’s ruining the industry right now. when the bubble bursts and the datacenters crater it will be a new golden era for farming!

I know plenty of devs who just want to farm, or hunt, or build shit.

I can’t wait for the farming industry to be disrupted when 100,000 seasoned engineers descend upon companies like john deere. they’ll be like a plague of locusts that will blot out the sun forever.

makes sense, they’re on my block list already.

who? @ptz@dubvee.org? or maybe @admiralpatrick@lemmy.world? no…it could be @Kirk@startrek.website?

which one of his alts?

careful you’ll be put on the list.

be faster than the honeymoon phase?

that’s quitter talk. if we can send trash into orbit we can certainly find a way to leverage oceanic motion.

I know the world suffers so today because not enough people understand philosophy.

philosophy was replaced by philanthropic endeavors by the grossly rich. recorded and streamed online for all to see how “good christans” treat the destitute and needy.

morals are obligations only the poor are required to pay.

the world as we know it is dying horrifically and there’s nothing any one person can do to stop it.

the call to the danger is drown out by the incessant shrill bells of subscriptions releasing hourly, 24 hours a day. nobody will hear it before it’s too late.

we are already dead.

honestly surprised they don’t have something that utilizes the forces of the ocean to generate a charge.

how else would he get his little peepee hard enough if he doesn’t feel belittled?

just call out @ptz@dubvee.org and tell him he’s a fascist shitlord that deserves to walk 5000 miles across a sea of Legos.

✅ disagreeable

✅ rude

✅ advocating for violence