I’m kind of attached to my beard.

maybe my headgame will make up for it?

sad suck for a buck.

😭

don’t be too hard on them. they’re so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can’t understand why it’s not anyone’s fault but their own.

dude probably votes republican.

if he wants to emulate Christ so much I’ll nail him to a cross and let him die.

for our “sins”, of course.

my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!

I mean…that doesn’t sound like a Craigslist problem… that sounds like a you problem.

*pious

I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.

it costs nothing to be kind while you peg a man.

I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.

but as they say. no money, no honey.

go fuck yourself

I’ll have to for the next week…

Pleasure Killer

fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I’m satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

good, I don’t either and I live here.

doesn’t make it less rude though…

I have dozens of bans from big communities, but not lemmy.ml. I don’t know what their limit is to finally ban me, but by god I will find it.

okay one day old account! I’ll trust you no matter what anyone says about your one day old account.

one day old accounts are legit accounts, no trolls here.

/s

someone’s got a dumpy diaper! better go get your wittle butt wiped ya big ole one day old account baby.