well I only have two holes and the stuff that fits in one won’t fit in the other.

you know, my wife had the same look on our honeymoon.

let’s get real…google isn’t going to stop. why would they? there’s zero repercussions for their aggressive strategy against their own consumers.

so stop using their products. cut google out, entirely.

unless a brave ME breaks the news.

not like you can hide a body anywhere other than a morgue.

if I was a journalist I’d be looking at every place that stores cadavers in a 100 mile radius.

hosted by Captain Kangaroo himself

the DNC could do the funniest thing and use Mitch’s tactic to leave the seat empty for two years

that would be the smartest thing to do.

that’s how you know they won’t do it.

don’t waste it on him.

take agent orange.

man is dedicated to Bitch McConnell. taking the heat off him even through death.

maybe those russian civilians living in Ukrainian homes should go home then.

the fact that the map itself is completely untrustworthy is a testament to how chaotic and broken the fuel economy is in Russia. you need nothing more than the fact that it’s unreliable to understand just how bad the crisis is.

I don’t go to bars anymore these days, these places are probably closed down by now since the last time I was in one of them was almost 30 years ago.

• club 21
• the oasis
• Clint’s
• Charlie’s

most the bars I went to were practically shacks in the middle of nowhere with zero name on the outside. only way you knew it was a bar was because of the beer signs outside.

I used to work in a room that was 110-130° for 8-13 hours. even though it was only 100° outside I still preferred winter.

slow roasted salted man-nuts.

don’t need to.

everyone else is buying plenty. all I have to do is take them.

I was smart. I bought a crate of grenades.

did you know that he not only had cameras on the outside to see a full 360° view, but had gunner slots where he had enough ammunition inside to hold off the police for at least a day?