Thanks, somehow I didn’t find the original link when searching. I’ve replaced it now.

What even is that thing? A single slice of shortbread?

Falsehoods programmers believe about names

https://xkcd.com/883/

Like the Times.

Also, you easily know the source of the breach.

Textbook humor

I didn’t vote for you.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

So, tentacles?

12 trans kids,

you say?

Knight in shining armor

Apple Computer, Inc. is named after its founder, Tim Apple.

Also from time to time a freak minute with 61 seconds appears out of the blue.

I’m gonna parry it

Somehow reminded me of Edmund Stoiber

Half Life 3

I miss George Carlin

https://netfilter.org/

Now if someone was elected every other election they could be elected any number of times until they died!

Meet Vladimir Putin