Judging by this image you could grow a decent stache

jokes on you, my manliness is not in jeopardy if I just let all my plants dry out

It’s not a substantial difference, so not very creative. Obviously I’m not alone with that sentiment.

Do you think he had to refund a few tickets? I don’t think it could have been too many, seeing as New York has a relatively progressive population, which probably means there were just a few people who wanted to go and actually spent the money to obtain access to the show.

Congrats on repeating the joke from the image

this is the third time I’m seeing this meme and it took me until now to properly understand as well

based

Surreal memes

So that people post it online for even more people to see

Really? A multi million dollar corporation has done shrinkflation over the past 30 years? What a surprise

This comment reminds me of that scene in the incredibles: “The law requires that I answer no!”

What makes you think that?

2300kg is the average of an adult white rhino. Although there are smaller ones, the Sumatran rhino only averages 775kg.

I can see the nanotyrannus weighing 800kg, easily