Careful, your age is showing.

I love this!

I found out in my language it’s called “wolf foot”.

Often low yield, short harvest, low yield, difficult picking or transporting.

And let’s not forget, low yield.

Never mind them, tell me!

In my shower the water suddenly turns cold for like 10 seconds at a time. Feels like hours when you’re used to the warm water.

Only when I can’t procrastinate any longer.

There is another option: shit doesn’t get done…

Wait, you guys are doing shit?!

I’m guessing it’s a joke about the Halloween candy tradition they have in the US.

Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.

Those false facts were on the site. I was never taught that.

Besides every girl in my school were better than any boy at mathematics.

I like it, though there wasn’t a single one of the false facts that I was taught in schools.

“Dinosaurs shed their skin all at once like snakes”

“Girls are naturally not as good at math as boys”

I don’t mean to be rude, but If this was taught in your school, everyone around you is probably a moron.

My mom seemed to always have them out.

I just listened to an audiobook, where the author constantly said “you can find a free example of this on the website”, but the material is no longer available on the website. At least not for free.

I never saw the appeal of Seinfeld. Joseph Goebbels was just a little bit funnier.

maybe the wind want’s to play too.

That’s not the only thing they’re attracted to…

I would guess that if it could, nobody would program it.

The chances of the scenario is too low. Hacking is a numbers game.

I never knew it was common knowledge. I always wondered why BMW drivers use the turn signals less often than drivers of other brands.

I know that Peugeot drivers can’t help it, because the electronics are shit.