Magnets
Ya and you can easily buy the tool for them on eBay or a normal strong magnet if you know it’s needed.
Pay for the bars and the cashier will open them
I feel like there is an easier option somewhere
Become a cashier

I’d use a grenade but you would have to have a grenade to get the grenade, first the scissors now this.
I wonder how expensive those containers are in order to offset the loss
Like a dollar or less in bulk.
Cashiers remove them so they can be reused.
Magnets usually
They seek to keep us weak
What the absolute fuck?
People on GLP-1s need to eat more protein. Because of this, everything now has added protein which has caused the price of whey protein to rise dramatically.
Those bars are probably anywhere from $2-4 each, so they’re targets for theft.
How do people afford GLP1s but can’t afford these bars?
I think they can’t afford the bars because they have to pay for the GLP-1s
Gas prices directly correlate to the price of dairy and its byproducts as well
I think it’s just marketing. Whenever I ask someone why he takes extra protein, the answer is almost always “for muscles to grow”. That’s not how protein even works. By not really doing anything and just taking extra protein, you build mass, not muscle, and now you see bunch of teenagers whose bodies look like 40 from behind and they just generally look fat, not strong.
Humans generally have enough protein intake to not think about it (last I checked, around 2.5% have deficiency, poor regions)
If you are stressed out with tense muscles all the time, increasing your protein intake makes your muscles grow. A bit crampy at times though.
i really cant tell if this is very good satire or real.
All I know is that the thumbnail looks like a Portal map.
Most optimal would be a hammer but anything from dropping onto ground to using your teeth.
Hammer or sometimes the keys to these are just a pattern of magnets.
Personally, I like a Halligan tool for this kind of work. I’ve opened a few doors and broken some windows with one. Never leave home without your Irons.
I was gonna buy more stuff but all the space in my basket was taken up by these stupid fucking boxes.
gernade protein bar details
https://www.grenade.com/products/oreo-protein-bar
Protein Blend (Calcium Caseinate (Milk), Whey Protein Isolate (Milk)), Milk Chocolate with Sweetener (20%) (Sweetener: Maltitol; Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soy Lecithin; Natural Flavouring), Bovine Collagen Hydrolysate, Humectant: Glycerol; Sweeteners: Maltitol, Sucralose; Palm Oil, Water, Fat- reduced Cocoa Powder (3%), Wheat Flour, Wheat Starch, Rapeseed Oil, Bulking Agent: Polydextrose; Sea Salt, Emulsifier: Soy Lecithin; Raising Agents: Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates; Acidity Regulator: Sodium Hydroxide; Flavouring.
100g bar - 34g carb, 17g fat, 35g protein.
It’s quite the ultra processed treat! Palm Oil, Soy Lecithin, Polydextrose (A treat!) - yum
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