The post got deleted later on, and sadly the Wayback machine was unable to capture all the comments:
https://web.archive.org/web/20230629152756/https://lemmy.world/post/440073
I was there, Gandalf, 3 years ago. When the bowels of man failed.
Lembas bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man while allowing him to go through multiple security checkpoints without pooping.
Is this Lemmy’s “the cylinder must remain unharmed”?
Is it really a shitpost if it’s about not shitting? Wouldn’t it just be a post?
Its a shitty shit-post. No. That wouldn’t work, because its not a post on the quality of the shit post. A shit-shit post? A shit2 post?
How is the instance of that community located on web.archive.org?
Anyway, the answer the OOP was looking for is sugar.
Not certain, but I’m guessing it’s something to do with how archive.org archives. I’d say it probably captured some JavaScript which uses
window.location.host, which would resolve to the original (saylemmy.nz) on the original page butweb.archive.orgon the snapshot.Update: you seem to be at least partially correct about JS being involved: the webpage source as downloaded from archive.org has a shitton of data in JS structures, while the actual final HTML of that element is nowhere to be found. Meaning the DOM is assembled from the JS data on the fly. Now, the page url, as I predicted, doesn’t seem to figure in this, because the data itself contains numerous instances of ‘web.archive.org’ in it. I’m guessing that Archive’s algorithm replaced the site domain to be prefixed with Archive’s domain and went a bit overboard about it, which seems then to have confused Lemmy’s JS into using the web.archive.org domain as the instance domain when rendering the page.
For better or worse, I don’t use stimulants harder than tea, and amn’t so young anymore as to reverse-engineer this thing further.
That’s very doubtful, seeing as since the post might belong to any of the multitude of instances, the api must send the instance name in the response to the client. The client’s host doesn’t figure in that. Additionally, the screenshot looks like the default UI, whatever it’s called (at least default for lemmy.world), and it doesn’t show the instance domain for communities on the same instance (at least doesn’t show currently).
But I’ll look into the JS hypothesis later. Weird shit is afoot there.
Going to be hell on your teeth.
In three days? Pffft.
I’ve done this before. I was on a beach in Mexico back in the day for 3 days. Slept on the beach in a hammock. The nearest bathroom was about 30 minutes because it was a secluded beach. There was an outhouse you could shit in and I kid you not it looked like the poop scene from slumdog millionaire. I decided I would not shit till I left.
Honestly I ate normal food and it was fine so I think crippling anxiety is enough to make this possible.
You realize you could have shit in the sea, right?
He’s a soldier going to the field for training. I’d bet my next check on it.
With air conditioned tents? Not really a field situation.
Drash tents are conditioned. If he’s in a TOC or similar they need AC for the computers.
Fair enough, I was forgetting my time in S3. But the addendum that clean toilets would be available seems to go against this theory as well.
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
Is it spiders? I bet it’s toilet spiders.
simple, take imodium.
Are there any instances out there that archive deletes? If it was deleted after I shut mine down, I might have the comments.
I feel like this person needs a portable bidet more than food advice.
Sounds like a possibility to me. Maybe they have hemorrhoids and using TP for three days will tear that brown starfish to shreds. Not that I would know anything aboot that.
I remember this post bro!! Good times
literal SHITpost
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere
Ah, damn. That was my bet.
I was thinking of a music festival.
astronaut food designed for low residue
Oh, I think this is a post of a home-shitter ( someone who only shits at home, not at someone else’s home, not in public toilets and definitively not in nature ) who tries to go on a multi-day travel. Rather a than getting over his mental block, he tries to prep his body to not shit for 3 days.
Poor soul.
have had IBS my whole life. hearing people say this is like hearing people say they only breathe at home. they just. hold their breath. until they get back. Shit WILL exit my body when I’m away from home and I generally prefer it to be in a toilet.
i’m at the complete opposite end of the brown spectrum. i poop on average once a week, at most twice a week, thrice if i ate something bad. i have a fecalysis scheduled for today and so far it’s been 3 hours of me unsuccesfully forcing my bowels to move lol
A very cold apple juice + a very strong espresso will turn you into a propelled vehicle in about 30minutes. Hope you read this early enough.
I skip the juice, but coffee plus a cigarette is pretty much laxative in my experience lol
A Poop one a week is totaly fine but if you’re unsuccessfully trying for a bowel movement/poop for 3 hours something’s not right. A more fiber richt diet might help. Also drinking enough water helps. Mabe get something like a squatty-potty or channel your inner rat king.
Ehm… i would respectfully disagree that a poop once a week is fine.
That would be a reason to see a doctor if this persists for any length of time…
I actually read up on this a while ago and apparently anything from shitting 3x a day to 3x a week is considered normal.
Recent study says good = around 4 to 21 times a week. https://www.sciencealert.com/your-poop-schedule-says-a-lot-about-your-overall-health-study-reveals
Twice a week is considered constipation.
So I did a little more reading you’re and you are right. Most sources that I found say 3x/day - 3x/Week is the usual range. More important is the Bistrol stool scale, I mean if you are having a poop once every 4-5 days but the consistency is a perfect 3-4 I dont see any harm in that. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale)
Sources I checkdd
- https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuhlgang
- https://www.aok.de/pk/magazin/koerper-psyche/verdauungssystem/wie-oft-stuhlgang-am-tag-normal-ist-und-wie-man-stuhlproblemen-vorbeugt/
- https://www.aok.de/pk/magazin/familie/baby-kleinkind/stuhlgang-bei-babys-was-ist-normal-und-was-grund-zur-sorge/ (that last one though is about baby-poop)
Have you tried magnesium? You can get it in a lot of different foods. Just look up what foods have it. You can also take magnesium supplements. I used to be like you, and once I started taking magnesium it got me to go regularly like everybody else.
Make sure it’s the “citrate” variety. That’s the one that mostly helps move things along. There are other types also available as supplements that have different effects that probably won’t benefit someone looking for digestive help.
I used to be a home shitter. Then I took a job doing over the road trucking. Now I don’t care. As long as it looks like I won’t catch anything putting cheeks to seat I’ll go for it.
Hell, sometimes I’ll stop and pinch one off on my way home just so I won’t stink out my own bathroom. Giant gaps in the stall where people can look? Fine, enjoy the show. I would and have made eye contact.
Free your poops!
3 days seems fairly doable. I know after my stomach has been upset and I’ve taken Immodium or an equivalent it can be several days before the seal breaks again
Oh yes. You can take a safe amount of Imodium and not wind up going for 3 days. I’m very sensitive to it, so without an upset stomach, 4mg might clog me for 3-4.
when I was a child and was sent to summer camp, I refused to use the showers because they were communal
I probably would have tried to not use toilets too for similar reasons, but I had already had to learn to use public toilets because of public school
Public toilets and communal showers are kind of different tho
I used to be a home shitter, i used to even be a home pisser at school age, but then i started drinking a healthy amount of water.
I am so so glad i’ve gotten over the mental block.
At the school I went to if you shat at school someone would bang on the cubicle door and laugh at you. Caused some definite problems for me
Or someone engaging in three days of hardcore anal.
uh then thats the wrong plan for sure, for that its more about eating the right things at the right times, if done right that can make like 8h of each day usable without going hungry
Whoah, share that wisdom with the rest of us. I’d just like more regularity in my life. (and don’t tell me to eat more fiber. I eat enough fiber. Beans are cheap, and cheap is important right now.)
I feel thats very subjective to every person due to different digestion speeds, but its all about knowing how your body will react do different food, drinks (mostly coffee) and physical activity. Eating portions that will basically go out in one go, while the next one is far enough up and sold enough to give you time. Normal pasta with cheese gets me good results. Like if you had your last meal around 18:00 last day, get a full night of sleep, have some coffee, do a little sport, get it all out at lets say at 10:00, then have the next meal of pasta…you got yourself a 8h time slot for fun.
