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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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    A vintage meme! Nice

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    I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.

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      So uh, you busy later?

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      Found the dog. /s

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I really shouldn’t of let go of the girl that was into doing that to me

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    mc hammer dancing to can't touch this

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      You’ve rimmed this.

      my My MY

      My bunghole felt so good

      You made me say “oh my lawd”

      Thank you for blessing me

      With unexpected taint cleanin’

      STOP

      Felchin’ time

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    The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.

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      The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. Once the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.

      There is no escape.

      • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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        If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?

        • udon@lemmy.world
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          Am I the twin of myself 7 years ago?

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      Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?

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        Burn your tongue on a pizza roll, they’ll be gone quick

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          what about capsaican? can i sweat everything out with a billion capsaicans?

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            This made me picture someone panting so hard their tongue was flopping like a dogs tongue out the car window wearing off skin cells

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    Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can’t take back all times you licked his butthole.

    Maybe it’s a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.

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      I LIKE
      LICKED
      BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

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        When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE

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          I want ‘em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double. Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble! Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble

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      Sir Lix-a-Lot

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      Isn’t Mc hammer dead

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        No, he’s 63

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          are we gonna have to make hammer an abe vigoda website

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    Things that didn’t happen

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    -Quasar

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      Mongo is appalled

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    Yeah but you’ll never have that pleasure again

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    And this is why I don’t eat ass.

    Well that and it’s ass.

    Correction: There is a scenario where Id eat ass. I’m not going to give it up, because if it happens it happens. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t. And nobody cares either way.

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      one lick and you’ll be saying, “this tastes like shit!”

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