True, but really no person would have known what the fuck he was on about either. It’s just a job that was better off not being done at all

Bigfoot, I never say the conspiracy of bigfoot, I just think of it as an entity that some people believe in, much like a specific god.

It doesn’t much matter if bigfoot(feet?) are real, as it changes nothing for me

If you did want to nitpick Bezos hasn’t run Amazon since 2021, so we’d have to check when they were being accused of doing so.

5 years on and most of us think Bezos everytime we hear Amazon still

Even the treatments in the past are surreal if you haven’t seen them. The “Iron Lung”

So if he gave his family polio it would be equivalent to shooting himself and wife, and hitting his kids in the face with a shovel. Manslaughter you say

That was actually my graduation photo, both times. I now look like that with just the top missing 😆

Oranges seem a good alternative. Oranges and Tomatoes used to be extremely abundant in the U.S. not sure I want to check their prices now

At what point does negligence/stupidity outweigh intent. If you go on YouTube and say you don’t believe bullets kill people, and that’s all a sham brought about by gun companies, “it’s very clear people like 50 cent have been shot numerous times and it hardly effected him.”. Then go and push someone in front of a shooter at a gun range, I can’t imagine any judge would side with, well fuck he’s just stupid enough to believe bullets don’t kill people and call it manslaughter. Seems like premeditated murder attempts to me.

A couple years ago I was back in Florida visiting my parents and I forgot how weird shit was there sometimes. About 75+ degrees outside and out of nowhere sudden hail/downpour. Hail of all different sized, one piece was like half a soft ball. Went on for maybe 60 seconds. Was long enough for me to open the door, acknowledge I could no longer see shit, and then pick up that giant piece of ice and the storm cloud passed. A bit over 2-3" of rain I emptied out of the rain gauge.

Everywhere has weird weather moments, but that one will always stand out to me.

Yeah, it was a joke. People appear to have had a hard time with catching that though, lol

Maybe 29% of people can’t imagine owning their own car, so they assumed the would be going there to wash someone elses car

Step one would to be a wizard I guess, otherwise you’ll never even find the castle and forgot what you were doing so you are just back to trying to find someone wanting to play corn hole

That’s not what they said at all.

From what I’ve seen on iOS it seems pretty tied down. You can set times when they can use specific apps, choose if they can edit contacts, have contact with people not in their contacts, make it so they can’t change their passcode, make it so they can’t log out of their account so they can’t bypass it, set up ask to buy or w.e and make it so they can’t install apps without your permission or get approvals sent to you for purchasing things. You can review all their screen times for individual apps without even picking up their device… And modify it from your device.

The only real bypass would be to factory reset the phone using a computer, but to get passed the activation lock they would need the password, and you could simply put the trust phone number as the parents number, thus the phone would be a brick and the parent would be notified when they attempted(and failed) to log back into the phone.

What style is the asshat? One could be intrigued

So the FBI had an interview about the then president sexually assaulting/raping a child and them punching her in the face when it didn’t go his way. The interview evidence gets mishandled and instead of taking 5 business days required to file it took 12 business days. The next day the person who connected the President to these charges is found dead. With his brother requesting a secondary otopsy because he believed his brother was murdered, and the review showed they did not believe the death to be suicide. And the footage mysteriously having issues as well. And the people who moved the body had no recollection of removing a noose.

This is nothing but a conspiracy, lol

Their political enemies:

Uh… let’s check with what Trump said last, raise or lower taxes? Take away or give guns? Drugs bad or good? Cartels bad or good? War bad or good? Raping kids bad or good?

Who are our enemies anyways?

Ooh I know. We still hate anyone who says people should be treated equal and or fair.

Settings>Apps>Phone> Screen calls, there are 3 options for that. One let’s all through, one screens them and gives you a text transcript, the last sends them all to voicemail with a silent ring so it doesn’t disturb you.

Don’t forget the billions that DHS is getting from the defense budget. Trump routed something like $10 billion from the Navy the DHS at the end of last year.