A slow and painful death. Also,injury causing brain damage.

TIL lying = sarcasm.

Lots! There are lots of large windows in my place. Took this over a better floor plan that had no outside windows. I would have been miserable without sunlight. Plus, the kitties love napping on the windowsills.

I stopped wearing any clothing with visible brand logos years ago. The only branding on my shirts is for bands and podcasts that I like.

Medical science is one of the only reasons I’m happy to be alive now and not during other times. Everything else is absolute shit, but our ability to manage and cure disease and the like is amazing.

Sam Altman is a lying hype-man. He deserves to see his company fail.

“They say he carved it himself from a bigger spoon.”

I’ve been hoodwinked!

If you want a computer to sort dates in a sane manner, year-month-day is the only option. Anything else is madness.

Try to work on learning how to communicate effectively. I used to say the wrong thing a lot. I thought I was being open and honest, but really, I just put my foot in my mouth.

There’s no guidebook to do this well. You just learn by wanting to do it better and time allowing you to learn from your mistakes.

I wish you the best!

Well, they were the peoples’ cars. Guess the peoples’ tanks is just as good.

Best answer. We can sell it!

I believe in you.

They got almost $800b from Fox. But the two are not equal in size, is my take.

Your coworkers are stupid, shitty fathers. Go be with your kid.

It’s just like a “baker’s dozen.”

When I was in high school, I turned down a blowjob because I was so shy about being seen naked.

Fiver. Taskrabbit. That’s the quick short-term solution.

And block the ones that are filled with content you don’t want. I’ve spent the last six months or so fine tuning my feed and see lots of stuff that’s interesting to me and very little that I don’t want.

Around an hour before dinner is served, our fat one starts reminding us that if we wanna feed her early, she’s never had a meal and is starving to death so that would be fine.