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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前
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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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    Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.

    • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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      That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).

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        You can’t fix her, bro.

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          She doesn’t need fixing

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            She works in advertising.

            She doesn’t need fixing.

            These statements are mutually exclusive.

            • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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              Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.

          • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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            She just needs her fix

            Of ads

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        Nothing to ad, I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors

        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          Nothing to ad

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          Got Milk?

          • ebolapie@lemmy.world
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            I love dairy on its own merits, they didn’t need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

          • kautau@lemmy.world
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            I’ve got nipples, Greg.

          • Atropos@lemmy.world
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            No, but I’m hungry for apples.

            • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world
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              6 个月前

              My man!

              • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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                You don’t know me

      • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

        • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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          Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you

          • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Nope! Not me. Phew.

            But sorry for yours. Seriously.

        • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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          “IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”

        • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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          Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.

      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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        OK, that one sounds fair.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I saw a similar response on reddit years ago…

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    lemmy: “pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch.”

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT

      • otacon239@lemmy.world
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        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          No I can’t. I don’t have a working mic.

        • squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi
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          but… our AdVeRtIsErS

        • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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          Wow this image personally offends me let me go bitch on twitter, after all what else is that shithole used for.

          /s

          FUUCK

      • slothrop @lemmy.ca
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        …and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments…

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Or…

          37 posts
          326 comments
          Banned from 23 communities
          Joined 2 hours ago

        • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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          And at least 50% are REMOVE THE CENSORED SHIT WE ALL HATE IT

          • slothrop @lemmy.ca
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            YOU CAN SAY C*S ON THE INTERNET!

            • Mika@piefed.ca
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              css?

              • bus_factor@lemmy.world
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                Please don’t post that without a trigger warning. Some of us are IE6 survivors.

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                .censored-shit {
                  display: none;
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        • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
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          listen,

          • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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            It’s fine, without people like you and me it’d be very quiet around here. Just people screaming posting into the void.

        • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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          I feel personally attacked.

          I’m sorry everyone, I just like commenting and talking to people more than trying to be creative.

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            Why ‘personally attacked’? Do you aggressively complain and comment about others’ content?

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              Do you not?

        • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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          deleted by creator

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    Also reddit:

    My gf didn’t close the tooth paste in the bathroom.

    Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis

    • FunkyCheese@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Could be worse… Could be wafflestomping

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    Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?

    BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      LinkedIn: I don’t have “boyfriends”, I have unpaid live-in interns

    • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      The Fast Show

    • Prime Root@lemmy.zip
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      Accurate LOL

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today

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          I’m sure a polycule has both tried this and had to stop because it was causing too much anxiety/drama.

  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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    YTA: Can’t a man have a hobby collecting things these days?

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    Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.

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      “Surely they’re not missing, you’ve found them”.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      The other day, someone posted “I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don’t have a cat.”

      And I posted “Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that’s how cat ownership works.”

      Some people can’t see what’s directly in front of their faces.

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      The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.

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      You can fit both the socks and the missing women’s drivers’ licenses. Unless you’re really into collecting socks.

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen

    its me i’m tumblr

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      Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love

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    Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON’T (MUST WATCH)

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      Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.

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        [Citation needed]

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    fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can’t do an ounce of work by themselves

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      Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?

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    Aside, but I hate that people say “my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me” instead of “my boyfriend (M 53) prevents me (F 21)”

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      I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”

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        I had a typo. Reread it. It’s the “my (gender age)” part that annoys me. “My boyfriend” is a person, “me” is a person, but “my” is not a person.

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        I think the order of words was the point here.

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    Geocities/MySpace:

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    Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]

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      It’s that… Is that the windows xp background?

      Edit - my bad, it’s been a minute, forgot it didn’t have trees

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    Boyfriends are a liberal lie

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      Husband bad

      Boyfriend nonexistent

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    ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?

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      hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?

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      Surely that’s the opposite of a red flag

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      ml loves red flags

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