Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I’ve ever visited.

No Country for Old Muppets

Got 'em.

Maybe it was Kazaa.

I’ll never forget downloading Max Payne. A single .exe. “This can’t possibly work…an entire game!?”

Son of a biiiiitch. And I paid nothing!? Napster changed my life, for real.

It’s still punishable by death! Not legally, officially, but very much in reality!

No, but Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep will win hella Oscars playing the plucky white women who “take them down.”

I like making my own preserves, jams, jellies.

I’m just one man with one jar, but it makes me happy.

Loads of goo? I can count on you!

I don’t care if they’re teeny tiny crushed nuts, smooth as a baby’s bottom, or really roughing up my mouth. Just get em in there!

You’re always picking fights like this!

ryan.gosling.stan should understand better than most that love also numbers among life’s hardships.

Also, I’ve been there. You don’t have to believe me. I know what I saw.

“MAKE! ME! ROOOO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OOOOOLLS!”

Thank you.

I’m starting to think they’re all talk and don’t even know any awesome secret niche sites.

Then when she (hairpen) turns around, you gently push a stray lock of hair behind her ear.

Sometimes you’d light a firework? Also snakes.

For whatever reason, I have seen a lot of turkey vultures this year and they’re so underrated and awe-inspiring. Saw a massive flock pass overhead and it was like watching dragons coming from the horizon.