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  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldDraw!
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    2 days ago

    After that, I drove into the hills

    And traded my car for a bottle of pills

    And after that, I was on a vision quest

    Put my mind, body, and soul to the test

    And after that, I met my totem spirit

    It’s a rattlesnake, so I had to kill it

    Then I drank all his blood and stole his powers

    And slithered around in the dirt for hours

    And after that I started jerking off

    Up on a mountain, jerking off

    Down by the river, jerking off

    And that’s when I had my epiphany:

    You can’t spend your whole life jerking off

    And after that, I went back to the city