Well. I can personally vouch for it being a thing when I was a kid. Beats the hell out of a grocery bag.

Girls have anal juices, too.

Reaper

Now even Real is getting it.

They might also want to close their eyes.

Unless their other senses are sufficiently heightened.

100%

It’s the Berenstein Bears all over again.

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you all might want to Google recent Jordan videos if you don’t keep up with him as a rule.

My ex-wife said she knew she could trust me because I used :) after a message.

:)

Aw.

I get what you mean/agree, but to play devil’s advocate, his character in Enemy of the State could’ve sorta worked as Neo.

Don’t sleep on nipple play.

Patagotitan mayorum, yeah? ;)

*Noah’s flood

Consensually.

You heartless monster. I can’t say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.

lol

:(

Never met a gay electron. They’re always so damn negative.