The Aristocrats!

I thought that was Primus?

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?

Isn’t that where the missile hit on that fateful day?

Friend’s name? Eddy.

🙄

Ever hear of a little thing called George Bush?

I fuckin’ knew it.

Pugnacious polecats?

Sooo vivid. Like too vivid. Like scarringly vivid. Be careful easing off the pot, that’s all I’ll say.

I’ve never understood the fight. How could no drugs ever hope to beat yes drugs?

Fuck you, one day I’ll have something like this.

Yes, I’d love to see the whole thing, if you’d just tell me the title.

Who? I just want the name of the documentary?

Exactly what I had in mind, but I was too lazy.

Damn, I should get a satellite.

Mouse, M.D.

Edit:

His blonde doctor friend can be Stilton.

Use sparingly:

Salt

Pepper

BBQ rub seasoning from ???

Onion powder

Garlic salt

Misc. dried Italian herbs you’ve owned for years

Anything else left in your pantry

Fine, but have you tried blueberry muffins? Warm, with too much butter melting on it?

As I understand microwaves, they are essentially powered by magical runes we trap inside.

Agree to disagree. A society would be fine, but I’ll take the air fryers.