Earth might go on to start a whole new life in some new place just like my dad.

Not sure I like the sound of that.

Based on how Earth is doing, she might be taking us to the big farm upstate. :(

Not necessarily. I like to think I’m pretty resilient.

That’s called a crepe and they are DELICIOUS.

Me on my $30 mountain bike from the bike co-op. Miss that thing. It was a beast. They’d already fixed her up and it was the perfect bike to learn to really ride D.C. bike trails on. Rock solid.

Not native here, either, but supposedly not a real threat to anything. They’re everywhere here now. Coolest thing I learned is that their babies can “balloon” and fly for up to hundreds of miles on wind currents. And the little tiny baby spider in the web isn’t a baby, it’s the little bitch-ass male. The size difference is insaaaane.

Biblically accurate Moaning Lisa is coming soon! Also it’s to protest oil or whatever.

Same, I had two Joros this year. Their webs are LITERALLY gold, it’s so cool. They really just chill. Imagine my disappointment when both disappeared before the New Year and I learned their lifespans. :(

Because he knows he’s innocent, I’m guessing. The CEO dude shot himself. Everyone is saying it.

To add to what others have said regarding chain of custody and illegal procedure: just look at that face!

The likelihood of my eating the spiciest thing I can find for dinner has risen to 100%.

You absolute fools.

At the restaurants, just make sure they laugh at you a little when you order. Then you know it’s the good shit.

That sounds pretty good. I think I’m about to buy some spicy ramen.

Going around talking about it is a good way to get robbed.

Probably. Knowing what we know now, the Puritans look awfully sketchy.

Look at that dude, even on pedophile island he’s not getting an invite. Not saying he isn’t into kids, just that all the other pedos probably picked on him.

😮

Wanna see my noodskin?