Juggalos

Here’s an idea: stop selling shitty copper to your customers.

They don’t get enough credit for really toning it down a peg.

Reagan was too strong for the vaccine. Trump, too.

Oh shit, data is going to start falling out of the sky!

This can’t possibly go wrong.

Is this the guy from the American Gladiators reboot?

No need to be crass.

Hairy palm to date palm

Because their dads were abusive authoritarians, so they have daddy issues.

Literally yesterday I was thinking about joining a church with friends for a takeover like that!

The rest of my penis’ life IS the rest of my life, one way or the other.

The MRI tech is gonna crack up!

How could my client have “blown Bubba” in a vacuum, your honor?

TIP: They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. It is what it is.

Got 'em

Shhh, sure thing, now let’s get you back to bed, grandpa…

I dare you to try it! That would be crazy!

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