Bounce House of God.

“Hi everyone, I’m Shane, I’m a department supervisor, and I’m a workaholic.”

Everyone: “Hi Shane.”

Benjamin Franklin smirked like that in his photo because he always knew.

Good health is a process.

Good health is processed.

“Here’s what left of the kayak after we pushed it off a cliff.”

“Here’s your store credit.”

Because the offer was for a real position that was really vacant and you talked to a real person who was the man who would be your real boss and he liked you because you both qualify for the position and are very enthusiastic and can you start on Monday, please? handshake

Also, this is just plain wrong.

Some women are attracted to intellectual minds.

Some women are attracted to physical strength, some women are attracted to maternal instincts, so on and so forth.

The problem is this question is usually being asked by someone who thinks that responding to every factual statement with an inflammatory counterpoint qualifies as intelligence.

The kayak is so you have someplace to put your pallet of toothpaste.

“Latchkum!!”

It has a good patina now.

It’s the first modern 3D game in the series (Quake 3 engine). The one before that being the shooter that predates Doom.

Bleh.

We really hate ourselves as a species.

Salmonella being a common problem when harvesting jalapeños?

“I ain’t ‘fraid of no goat!”

There are many like it, but this one is constantly out of tune.

I had no idea that guy was Adele’s brother.

There goes some real heroes. 🫡

“Buffer underrun.”

I remember that Flash animation.

Taking family dog Sadie’s dirty, hairy, muddy water bowl, cleaning it out, filling it back up to the top with crystal-clear water, and hearing her go to town on it was a very satisfying part of my childhood.