Yeah, but dunking on tech giants AND their customers.

The Verge: “You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders!”

Spicy headline.

Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

A rare insight into Tim Cook’s mind.

That’s what Seal’s rose was on.

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.

People better start remembering the 5th of November real soon.

This is something Gene Hackman’s Luther would do.

Triple digits, you magnificent bastard.

I remember needing a plate to catch all the filling that oozed out when you first bit into them.

Didn’t know Hot Pockets was Nestle, but that tracks.

“We now return to Lawrence of Arabia presented in its original Ultra Cinemascope letterbox format.”

“Think of a creative artist!”

“AI!”

“AI is not a creative artist.”

Literally looks like a guinea pig is sleeping on his face.

This is funny because I listen to a technology podcast with a John Voorhees.

No relation.

Then you’re admitted to the ER and now you have a bunch of friends all paying attention to you.

“If you insist.”

starts writing my thesis

That DVD is a collection of very poorly aged, jingoistic propaganda pieces about American history.

Probably the worst thing about The Peanuts at this point.

That’ll teach her. :/

The kids’ play area is very backrooms.