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“Clocks… adjusted?”

“Yes. Even the coffee maker.”

I need to watch Wrongfully Accused again.

Marvel’s Loki.

If they fix broken components, necromancers.

Still more reliable than a Cybertruck.

“Oops, the observable truth! Our bad.”

We miss you, keyboard cat.

His tombstone had better have a QR code on it.

We are old gods who punish life for fun.

Also called a pineapple because who cares anymore?

Middle-eastern children: “I want to grow up and be educated.”

Santa: “Best I can do is a drone hitting your house.”

So that’s why I haven’t seen any recent photos of him, he looks like a husk now.

That’s… not exactly what I meant.

Money that won’t be worth anything moments later.

That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.

The MacBook 5C.

She likes to give ‘em the ol’ Rami Malek.

Since the creation of the “God hates gays” picket signs. Probably before then.