New creative, expensive, experimental ways. So stupid.

Patriot Act COINTELPRO Operation AJAX

Based

I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad

Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.

I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.

Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.

Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.

This had me actually giggle out loud.

The quakers were far superior to liberals

Oh interesting. Language evolves so crazy! Its so skibidi toilet, no cap on god!

Did they mean lit

Imagine if your toilet was supposed to wash your ass but instead AI hallucinated gape porn?

There isn’t one.

I felt guilty every time I signed up for the EI I paid for. I knew it was irrational and the product of generations of propaganda making me feel that way but god damn if it didnt work.

You can subscribe to chatGPT?

The real answer.

Why is China always perceived as a threat?

“Does bruno mars is gay” vibes

I do not understand shoes on in the house. Like when youre sitting on the couch? Shoes on? Why? Also doesn’t your shit get all dirty?