He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
45-47 (years past best by date)
Well he ain’t making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn’t much time left, if any at all
That president ain’t couch fucker eyeliner boy…
He looks like a dead fish.
He belongs in a museum
History of Fascism Museum
He belongs in a woodchipper.
One of the few museum pieces that Indiana Jones would gladly punch, and never be put on display. Probably put it in storage by the Ark of the Covenant, just in case it needs to be melted by Yahweh’s fury.
This looks like one of those Photoshop request pictures of a dying grandpa where someone will ask to digitally remove those two guys behind the window because they are ruining the photo.
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
You mean like a James Fridman request?
⁽ʰᵉʸ, ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᵖⁱᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱ’ᵐ ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ ᵈʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈʸˢᵉⁿᵗᵉʳʸ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒⁱˡᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵈᵈ ᵃ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ʰᵃᵗ⁾
All I see is a felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile on his last leg.
Hope it hurts.
Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.
Once you realize that they are just using whatever words they think will get what they really want, they become much easier to understand.
Also be aware that they aren’t very creative and tend to just accuse others of the same horrible shit they are doing that they know could get them into a lot of trouble (or aspects of those that they support that makes them uncertain they should be supporting them).
Also, since so many others are dumb, many either believe the first accusation they hear or don’t believe it but then think when it turns out that the accusers were actually doing that, that it’s just more political lies coming from the other side.
So gross. 🤢
Dude’s so old his favorite beat is the big bang
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crabIt’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
I’m so sorry that you’re unable to enjoy nature’s gift, the crab.
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
We are all crabs on this glorious day
It is not nature’s gift, it’s nature’s weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn’t miss the point more even if you tried
(I think they tried)
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’

Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.










