Nintendo’s going to have to sue the entire field of paleontology now.

How dare they. This is Planet Dirt, not Planet Trash!

Yeah, these days he’d have piss bottles in his sun visor.

But what if the time travellers start asking for your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle?

Yes, but he donated a fraction of his fortune to a set of charities chosen to maximize their PR value! That totally absolves him!

Except Canada

https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2026/02/03/toys-r-us-canada-files-for-creditor-protection/

He paints it with plastic explosives.

It was originally called George.

Uranus smoke. Don’t breathe this.

I’m still using a 1080p TV and I only plan to replace it if it breaks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans

And 23 years of tyranny.

Another post in this thread had an example of one, called Goode’s Homolosine Equal-area Projection.

What do they call the projections that have slices taken out of them at the oceans?

But then everything near the equator will be smaller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg

We’d already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2VCbxVVDQk

We need to deny the United States that marketing, then. Hollywood is failing right now. We need to make sure it doesn’t recover.

Difference is that Russia’s experience with democracy basically amounted to a brief but insincere flirtation during the 1990s, while Donald Trump and the Congress that enables him were democratically elected by the American people. Trump even won the popular vote this time.