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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前

Priority seating indeed.

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Priority seating indeed.

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前
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    Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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      Pregnant and post-pregnant

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        Pregnant and postgnant.

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          That’s definitely midgnant

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          Pegnart and gregnant.

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            deleted by creator

            • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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              Preganananananana

              • Slovene@feddit.nl
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                Batman

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      Mpreg is really getting popular eh

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        good thing we made mpreg real, eh luigi?

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    So I need to give my seat to:

    • People with permanent erections.
    • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
    • The pregnant.
    • Those who’re in the process of giving birth.
    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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    Just because the person with 2 injured arms is on the train, it doesn’t mean I’m obliged to perform his mother’s duties.

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    I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

    😂

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        How do you think he injured his arm?

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          He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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      You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! :D

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    1. Get erect.
    2. Get mounted.
    3. Get preggo.
    4. Give birth.
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    I can’t work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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      Because it’s an edited “haha sex” boomer meme

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        Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)

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      Looking at the texture of the ink, I’m pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

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        Not sure how you can see the texture of anything under all that jpeg deep frying.

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    A story in 4 acts.

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      Old age and piles, bad ending

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    P

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    Epstein Air

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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