Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~

But if that was the case you would be proudly showing your support right?

I don’t know about you, but I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.

“Israeli”? The quotations make it seem like they aren’t totally sure.

If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn’t be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

Stop posting all the news bro, we need to ignore some of it.

Sounds lovely.

They weren’t even bombing a hospital this time, where apparently all the combatants usually hide. They bombed his family home.

Literally acting like feral dogs.

FSB most best source unbiased news.

It wasn’t particularly veiled, much like your bottom half at night. And unlike your top half.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust my savings to a guy with a goatee and a mullet

If you sleep in a dressing gown while Donald Ducking a satin shirt underneath, you’re a lunatic.

Telling someone to bomb a country isn’t very nice.

I heard eggs will be cheaper any day now.

Of course, it is both sides, the Republicans and the Democrats, who are causing a problem in the UK government.

She was working for a hedge fund when she met him and they were married for 26 years. She may have given away $19 billion of her fortune, but her net worth is still $36 billion, the same as the original divorce settlement.

It’s surprising that a country where there are more guns than people, due to the well known quirk of literally writing into the constitution that the people should be armed in order to stop government tyranny, it sure is enduring a lot of government tyranny.

That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

Or a Dogjerk…

If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.