The start of voting on Tuesday was disrupted after officials in seven counties received e-mailed bomb threats later determined by law enforcement to be unfounded

I guess it took them a while to realise you can’t send bombs in the e-mail.

Not just migrants - asylum seekers. How dare they escape certain death, make a perilously long journey and expect to earn enough money to live.

In any normal country, cutting off a large swathe of peasants from food would cause a violent revolt.

Considering these recent developments, perhaps GapeAI

If this were truly a democracy, his constituents would get a referendum on whether he can both represent them and Microsoft at the same time.

I thought we at least used to try to hide the corruption.

Oh no, he wants to punch a Nazi? Political violence!

We are all domestic terrorists.

TIL a double espresso is deadly

Eh, everyone does it, why not throw the known slavers some cash?

“Soon” and “eventually” can have almost infinite distance between them.

The new “I’d have a beer with them”: “I’d like to see them do kareoke and sell me their book”.

Nothing marks the fall of an empire quite like some nice shiny trinkets

Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.

Who needs troops when you can have AI bomb fishing boats?

The sooner we can have just white guys slapping each others dicks we can advance the proper policies like white guys slapping each others dicks.

It’s okay to be confused when a bad dude asks for a tongue kiss.

The real question is: how did the receptionist file the ticket?

No need to start a war about it

Let’s see the court jesters poke fun at their hosts and see what happens.

They have not even begun to dark pattern.

My friend, you said this and then went on to describe what all EA Sports games have been doing for the past decade.

Self extermination = fighting for your right to exist

Love & Support = It’s all in your head, just take your meds bro