You pervert

Shit?

Hur dur I’m doing a protest against boring dinner choices by literally eating my own shit.

This is the worst genre of fanfic.

Meta is a tariff on humanity.

I imagine if you’re already on your deathbed and you have to listen to some shitty little windbag, it could remove your motivation to hang on.

That’s like saying I just had one of my best shits since my IBS diagnosis.

And sometimes, small outside factors can relieve or worsen that decline.

I’ve now tagged you as “insane misogynist” for the sake of balance.

Hey look, it’s that lil round guy from the memes.

I heard only pedos don’t get in the submarine.

If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

Got my Google Glass pre-ordered

Probably drinking first and eating secondarily

Cum mania?

Trepanning is the solution to many of life’s problems.

Please don’t go near the super secret pipeline full of tasty melted chocolate for Willy Wonka’s factory.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Get bumd.

Ew