Why did I bother writing this?
Practicing your logic skills. Well done! :) 🌟
Compulsive comment editor, all in good faith.
#Sorry not sorry for the edit
Why did I bother writing this?
Practicing your logic skills. Well done! :) 🌟
I love this popular and ass-backwards depiction of medical research because in reality it’s boring af sitting around in some clinic, they probably draw some blood and you’re free to go after an hour with a stipend.
It’s been three years, where are all the bodies? Where are the people crying out for their lost loved ones?
Oh that’s right, the ones who died, died of disease and you can talk to their families online and learn about what happened.
Damn, my yearly reminder that, no matter how comfortable I am, my very existence is constantly threatened by people who believe I’m better off dead.
Our allies are a source of strength. Thank you for fighting the good fight. ♥️ 🇨🇦 ♥️
Thank you! I actually needed this for some things at work. Godspeed, kind internet stranger.
I’ll tell you one thing, of all the terrible ways to die, being chased down by a lynx who just finished locking its bunghole with its tongue is the worst. Not only will you be dying, but you’ll also smell like lynx ass.
I like how your first hand experience is “It’s a necessity, duh!” and execs area still racking their brain going “idk, what profit does this leave us”.
The fucking irony.
And a war on three fronts, no less. The yugest war.
Do you put the balls in the condom first or…?
Please tell me this was a real ad.
we did this cool thing
Haaa, get it? Low temps.
I’m done.
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Some Redditor broke both arms as a teen, so his mom offered to give him handjobs. I think it eventually led to sex and the dad knew, iirc.
And his stupid CEO specifically. I’ve yet to hear him pitch a good idea.
Your premium tier has been upgraded to the basic plan with ads at no extra charge for you yet, Dear Customer! Aren’t you happy?
Your coin change.
Isn’t, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?
Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.
I heard Trump was the goodest at keeping peace, and he was definitely not going to drag the USA into another war. He couldn’t possibly!
Stupid sexy Pangea