Welp, I guess I’m all out of money for new tech. Time to travel or find a new hobby.

Ngl, I grew up thinking I was gay, but…

Whoa, this commenter just

/thread

^/s

You hush your gush

I’d rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.

Wouldn’t surprise me if she could peel her skin off her face

Umm, team not-red is the correct side.

Trash bagels WITH AVOCADO. Would you believe?? Goddamn millennials…

Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*

* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana

The freedom to oppress everyone? The freedom to not be prosecuted by ICE because of their skin tone? I’m trying hard to figure this one out.

You have a filing cabinet?

Investigate pedophiles in pedo island 🚫

Investigate dance moves broadcasted on TV ✅

Nice job, Republicunts

Face too big

Wtf is going on in the US? First monkey pox, then super gonorrhea, and now this??

Didn’t he purposely block Ukraine from gaining intel on Russia through the service the first year of the war or some shit? Disgusting prick.

I’d be surprised if it didn’t happen at this point.

I’ve done that, check check and check. Unfortunately, the people I wanted to date did not and were more ugly on the inside that I could’ve imagined.

If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷‍♂️

I used to do that at my previous job and used to chuck it up to being good for the business if the boss asked, but in reality, I just liked seeing the street clean while getting paid for it.