Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor
Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.
several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor
But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly
or distance(raptor)^2
The legendary timeraptor that can control time
And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said “GO AWAY!”
Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?
Here’s a few more pixels
You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time
That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!
I there a directionless speed raptor?
So … if two Luxvelociraptors form a square and a Massoraptor crashes into them …
Timeraptors went extinct but you can still run into them today.
A lot of Velociraptors out there, in Banks, Insurances, Companies and Policy
Timeraptor has arrived … ALAN
I don’t know why, but this meme triggered me.
This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
This joke is a bit derivative
Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
…+ Constraptor
Is that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?
don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
or the Yomamaisaraptor!
Don’t forget Speedraptor!
There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!
It’s hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn’t have any idea where it went.
Shouldn’t the raptors cancel though?
Smh cancel culture these days
So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?
No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.
Oh yeah, mine just cancel out too, lol
Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.
Displacemenraptor/timeraptor
Actually that’s still wrong.
dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.
Or you could go with:
(Distanceraptor/ Timeraptor) * VectoreraptorThe d is only needed if it is changing.
Why *vector? Displacement is already a vector; distance being a scalar.
The d is only needed if it is changing.
Ah, is this a constant speed raptor?
Ah, is this a constant speed raptor?
If you look at it for a small enough amount of time, that is (so d can be implicit)
Or you can get Average Velociraptor
Ah my bad, I wanted to write “Distanceraptor” as in the post.
Forgot that by the time I got to actually writing it.
Yeah we need a directionraptor
The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.
