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5·7 days agoHis brain is soup. Probably a combination of hard drugs and venereal diseases.
*gun cocking noises"
meh, probably the cat.
My cat once deterred a home intruder back when I lived in a very shitty first floor apartment across the street from several very cheap bars. I had a rack of DVD’s by the front door next to a small table like area where I’d put my keys. My cat would be sitting there when I got home, or when outside sounds got interesting, and occasionally he would knock over that DVD rack when he’d leap away, especially if a loud sound scared him.
then one time I got home to a busted lock and a slightly open door. I tried to run in, but that dvd rack had fallen forward from him kicking off of it, bounced off the wall, and landed between the door and the wall, essentially wedging it closed. I had to hulk it open, crushing the dvd rack, but that had kept the intruder from actually getting in. My cat was panting in panic, so it probably happened only minutes before I got there. I made sure that cat lived like a king for 15 more years.
4·7 days agoomg I forgot about goatee picard. Oh snap, his mirror universe variant is clean shaven!
hea old, he’s still wearing an old style one. Because he’s too cautious to upgrade.
“Am I shitting my pants right now or is someone else shitting them?”
4·11 days agoThat’s not even the most egregious example. There have been militias camping at voting sites, entire sections of cities have had their voting places closed or consolidated. That said, if everyone voted this marginal bullshit wouldn’t be as viable, it would be a fuck load harder to pull off, especially if they had never stopped voting.
In Texas it means they didn’t give enough of a shit to show up.
The majority don’t vote.
https://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/historical/70-92.shtml
Look at 2024. Less than half of the voting age population in Texas voted. It’s abyssmal.
61·13 days agoThat’s going to go about as well as robotaxis and the Tesla robots
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss:
I’m sure your laptop would be just fine on power that came in a square wave instead of a sine wave.
I’m not sure if the South Dakota department of propaganda is a real department.
His ENTIRE party is complicit and is protecting him from consequences.