It’ll probably be a jet ski or inflatable boat packed with unfathomable amounts of stored chemical energy, but you’re not wrong.

Uh, the guy in your link wasn’t fucking around though, he got lynched by an angry mob but did nothing wrong.

That 1% Nacho kid is going to have a new goal.

Our dear leader lives on in all our hearts.

They’re called Labrador retrievers.

that’s a lot of autistic reindeer to herd.

They can’t do shit about it, so they’re reframing it as a feature.

Walks forever to find the end of the rainbow

End of rainbow was inside him the whole time

she was a candidate for 100 days leading up to the election, against a former president that had been campaigning non stop for 6 8 years at the point she joined the race. She was fucked over and thrown under a bus.

Gross, put a NSFL tag and blur that piece of shit.

I knew it was transferred under the DHS by Bush, but I didn’t realize it was under the Department of Transportation before that. Interesting.

Project Farm getting demonetized for testing de-icing agents.

The inside of the one near me always has a wet floor from some kind of leak, and the light flicker, like it was built in the Rapture food court from Bioshock.

Fuck no. He’s still a Republican.

only if you’re a chicken.

Enough wrongs erase the people who care, and trust me, the fascists are stacking wrongs as fast as they can.

No, this is the Georgia (country) / Georgia (US State) thing all over again.

Every US Walmart has a Ukraine inside of it, this particular one just happened to also be at war.

“But step-brother, I am wearing a cup”

(⁠ʘ⁠言⁠ʘ⁠╬⁠)

I’m no doctor, but it’s probably not ideal.

Google Japan always put out great ones, but admittedly I can’t remember how old the last one I remember is, and it could have very well been a decade ago ;_;