I read that as “weirdest holiday” and was going to say National Talk Like a Pirate Day - anyway sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

Dad said we’re getting a sourcebox!

I don’t, I just play the thousands of mp3s I’ve collected over the years.

Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!

You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

When Trump isn’t seen in public for days I don’t bother wondering why, it’s just a welcome break from him getting attention.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

Too late. Social media was already the end of truth.

IF THEN MAYBE...

I’m also gonna stand up right now and storm out without touching my dinner.

Same Kristi Noem who as governor spent $5 million of S. Dakota’s COVID money on a tourism campaign, saying her state was coping with the pandemic using “personal responsibility and freedom”.

A friend of mine did it in college, and that was decades ago. Instead of snipping him they put in some kind of little valves that could be turned back on. Later in life he married, had the valves turned back on and had kids, so apparently the system works.

Seems more like an “Ask a copyright lawyer” question.

I mostly don’t do either.

just annoyance

He told the paramedics that’s where he keeps his insurance card.

Every species started out as an invasive species.

Absolutely. It’s Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. But you didn’t hear it from me.

When they can do transparent aluminum, I’m in!

edit: yes I know there’s a ceramic material called ALON, which the manufacturer calls transparent aluminum because it contains aluminum oxynitride, but I don’t think that’s what Scotty meant. ALON is about 30-35% aluminum, same as the amount of lead in leaded crystal glass, which isn’t “transparent lead”.

“It’s a corned beef sky… alright, is it some other guy…” - The Cars, Bye Bye Love