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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

For your eyes only, baby, see you soon

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For your eyes only, baby, see you soon

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    But, like, can I have some?

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      Are you my wife? If so, we’ll see if you’re a good girl! ;) I think you know what I mean.

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    I will upvote so your wife sees this. Enjoy the jalapeño poppers!

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    Stop it, this is inefficient use of the internet!

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      It’s worked to keep our marriage going for 40-plus years, but I suppose you know best.

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        You have been sending selfies over the internet by posting them in random communities for 40+ years? Man… talk about early adopters

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    Do air fryers take that long to preheat?

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      The store real close honey

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      Plenty of time for me to get my nut off while the poppers crisp up. What are you wearing?

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      Mine takes less than a minute.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Mine takes like 15-20 minutes to reach 400. But that’s still better than my actual oven that takes upwards of an hour and about equal to my actual oil deep fryer.

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      I used to live next door to a fancy little bodega that would sell that shit. First floor underneath me was a place that sold ice cream and rented videotapes, plus a guy in the back apartment who kept screaming about stabbing me. So you can move quick with them poppers.

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      i’ve noticed a distinct difference in crispiness when i let mine warm up like five minutes longer than the official preheat.

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    Just so you know. I have my air frier set and I expect you to mail me some… 🤣

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      Then I expect you to do your part now that I’ve put dinner on the table.

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        a table was not mentioned

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    Is that George Floyd

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s Herman Cain.

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    hold up maybe i can be your wife tell me about these poppers

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    Jeez. Can no-one here follow simple directions? He said keep scrolling.

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      I have and thus have reached your comment.

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    Publix mentioned 🍊🟢

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