I can imagine boiling carrots in a stew or in the beans. Or thoroughly steamed. Or roasted with potatoes

Lies. Pee is stored in fingers for later gladhanding

You’re fired

I have no objections. If it doesn’t connect to the wider internet, could be cool

Lol it’s the only way reddit has been tolerable since fucking when. Now it’ll go in the same fucking shitbucket as the rest

Can’t wait to hear your marketing ideas

Nothing to say except poop jokes.

I want to object even further on what qualifies a shitpost

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

And anthropomorphic monsters perceived in otherwise innocuous circumstances

The corner of the boat looks like, again, needs less jpeg, the peaked head of an undefined scary thing

I apologize, I hope you enjoy your boat. You could say, the internet thinks my boat is awesome

It’s so quaint, there are decades, thousands of years, of invioble principle

Also might pisson your shoes

Thank you

Sorry, with less jpeg that is scary

Yeah. Wear them big gloves that go past your elbows, if you must. Possums in the US are just adorable trash goblins. Trap and release far away.

I read their body temp does not tolerate the rabies virus. I do not believe they prevent ticks, however

Bamboo is invasive in north America. Don’t

Could help to explain for a kid. What happens when you dump hydrogen peroxide

Oh betty

Faking sluttiness would at least require some humanity, some cheap venality

Just factory eggs for you