Holy crap what have you done

I was gonna ask, are they using Robert’s Rules of Order in these meetings? Are they taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?

Junk food is a metaphor for thermodynamics. Nothing lasts. if it’s in stock, then it’s eaten. So I try not to buy any. But even then I will dip strawberries in sugar.

This idiot left behind a wife and an infant

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Raccoons are smart and will learn from the mistakes of their brethren. Perhaps you could encase a neighbor child in Kevlar and have them run around a route of raccoon bait and, uh, humane land mines?

Edit shit I think you were referencing the feral hogs meme. I vaguely remember that from a Jamie Loftus joint

Don’t feed the raccoons! Yes, they are very intelligent and adorable. Just talk to them and befriend them, but never ever feed them. Watch the movie Gremlins for more info.

Yeah I think that was said for dramatic effect. I hope it worked, because I am not confident in permanent marker on skin submerged lasting very long

Are you saying there weren’t resources to evacuate everyone?

Interesting. I didn’t know sumac was anything other than poisonous. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumac Of course no one would use urushiol as a spice, would they?

Whatever is in hummus from nice restaurants, for me. Something fresh? And I used to make hummus in a restaurant and never had a problem. Most of the ingredients came from a can though.

Oh no the brandy wars incoming

Shhh don’t blow my cover

No no no fascists from different states are all doing isolationist shit

Yay?

FYI we’re only doing state and local politics in the USA now, so no reason to connect Minnesota with North Carolina

The frilly bits might serve as shoddy feathering if you wanted to launch them from a tiny compound bow

The hard “c” sound as you see in America is always a ‘k’ auf deutsch.

So that movie Coherence except your character got annoyed and left early so they had no clue of the shenanigans, and slept well.

omg the babylonians, fielded the best footie team in all of existence, except for other examples.

People are amazing at dinnertime.