Mine is beard pills. Because some days feel like beard days and some don’t.
I will sell deals. Great deals! 20% to 80% off following complex rules that you will enjoy keeping track of. Discounts if you haggle well. Coupons too!
50% off on repeat purchases! Referral codes giving kickbacks in the form of discounts!
You will feel like you are a very smart and savvy consumer when you shop with me.
You won’t buy a specific product or receive anything after payment, though. The shopping experience is what you pay for.
You are quite late on this invention
Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don’t have to!
Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven’t field tested that functionality.
My litteral enshittification idea is coin operated flushing on public toilets.
Not my idea but I saw a guy on YouTube that makes somewhat impractical but unique inventions that are 3D printed. He created a contraption that you eat your taco over and it fills in a new taco by catching the stuff that falls out of your first taco. I really wanna buy one, but it is so ridiculous.
That’s not just impractical that’s a … unnecessary invention
Why not just a beard wig then?
Well now I have two money-making inventions.
They have them. Kind of. They are called Beardo’s. They are really just knitted beards you can wear over your face.
Pills that get people busy on shadow work.
Posting threads like this and then stealing everyone’s ideas. Judging by the response to the other comment in here, that’s all OP is doing.
