Oregon / Washington - Deep fried sweet walla walla onion rings:

https://youtu.be/a2tTg0HpGrE#t=1m56s

Everyone should have realized it was security theater when nobody was asked to remove their underwear after the underwear bomber.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umar_Farouk_Abdulmutallab

Next up is to ditch the fluid restrictions.

“I’m sorry, that’s too much fluid, here, let me dispose of it right next to this massive line of people in case it has an explosive, chemical, or biological component…”

The key flaw in the logic is that American police are there to protect people. They aren’t.

https://prospect.org/justice/police-have-no-duty-to-protect-the-public/

I think the top link is busted, it just goes to the red image on a loop.

American here… 3km is just under 2 miles, so you’re looking at a 4 mile walk just to get to the grocery store and back?

I wouldn’t walk that, mostly because bringing the groceries back is the problem. Maybe if you had a wagon or a cart or something.

Closest grocery to me is 1.77km, I wouldn’t walk that either. No sidewalks all the way so you’d be feet away from vehicle traffic, and coming home with groceries would be up-hill. No thank you.

I remember being 4 or 5 back in the 70s, my mom tried to put me in Converse, I refused to wear them calling them “clown shoes”. LOL.

I feel vindicated.

Time To First Byte 0 to 800ms.

“It now takes Microsoft’s browser less than 300 milliseconds to start rendering the first parts of a website for users, whether it’s text, images, or parts of the user interface.”

They’re bragging about now meeting the minimum standard. LOL.

https://developers.google.com/speed/docs/insights/v5/about

“Our cars are now faster than ever! They can go as fast as 55 mph on a standard highway!”

Saturday before Easter… 17 or 18 year old kid was going on and on about how he couldn’t wait to get home so he could play Call of Duty all night, and this and that… lots of swearing, lots of talk about shooting and destruction.

Me: “I dunno man, don’t you have to be in bed early so the Easter Bunny will come?”

If you have both, and a timer on your phone, should be easy enough to check. Put the same measured amount of water in both and see how long it takes to boil.

I used to microwave water for all sorts of things before getting an induction stovetop.

Seriously, it goes from tap water to boiling in 2 minutes. It’s a game changer.

MISTER SIX!

https://youtu.be/EbXSbP-wEFU

Not so much anymore, but man, back in the Blackberry days they were NOTORIOUS!

Not surprising they failed to break the blockade, it IS surprising they didn’t even make it 1/2 way through Libya. I mean, if they made it to Egypt and couldn’t crack the Gazan border, that would be one thing, at least they could say “an attempt was made!” But to not even make it TO Egypt?

That’s a giant fail.

Because you continue pushing Israeli lies about the genocide. You are now banned as well.

Holy shit, I missed that. That’s a tectonic change if the Supreme Court can actually be bothered to recognize it.

Yeah, the Afghani government, or I should say “government” folded up so fast it’s hard to remember the timeline. It may be we made the promise to the non-Taliban government which had the half-life of francium. (Yes, I looked that up.)