Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don’t have to!

Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven’t field tested that functionality.

“These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs.”

Still plenty of repertoire there, then!

As for hemorrhoids, between them and other issues from overuse, I ended up having surgery … can’t do internal butt stuff now, but at least I’ll get to old age with normal function. I miss it sometimes, but I guess that’s part of surviving far longer than anyone expected!

At least it makes for a good drunken gross-out story, when I can add all the gory little details.

Last time I told it was to a guy who was clearly out of his depth after being served dog meat and black eggs. He went so pale … maybe in the long term it was worth it, lol

You really lucked out there!

It’s funny, I tried to explain to my wife on our first date and she totally didn’t understand the concept of BDSM … to her it was something baddies did on TV.

Yet we settled into lifestyle D/s everywhere apart from the bedroom, lol

Ah ok, I assumed your objection would be for giving rather than receiving … typically “I don’t do butt stuff” crops up in conversation before you tie someone up, and that I would respect

Not really, it didn’t exactly improve my relationship with her

I think it’s genetic sometimes - I didn’t have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.

Still don’t have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.

I have not had a stress-free life.

Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays

I worked at an abbatoire for a while. Dodged the worst stuff no problem … except for one time with green puss from an abscess in a cow. It must have been under a lot of pressure.

I cut the abscess out and showed it to a woman I didn’t like in quality control. She threw up. It was my fault, so I had to clean that up, and I didn’t get to go home early to clean myself.

It was not a great job.

Aww, that sounds so sweet! I’m glad you found at least one partner that you’re well matched with :-)

Yup, gotta say that it took a few years after being a pro with men that I felt any urge to domme … and now I’m looking for a compatible fem sub I’m not keeping my hopes up

Really?

OK then, let me convince you - after a previous bad experience I just stick to the outside, where it’s easy to check everythings clean. You can even make cleaning the area part of the play.

If you tie down your sub with their backside in the air, and reduce their senses with a blindfold, hood, or whatever, it can be a very very intense sensation for them. Plus, it can be a surprise, especially if mixed in with more harsh forms of play. I’ve never bothered with consent for rimming just on the outside, assuming they’ve consented to traditional s/m activities.

Well, if you ever want an internet hug / spanking to take the edge off, let me know ;-)

lol

Edit: don’t worry, you’re safe - I’m on another continent ;-)

Good girl.

Now, get on your knees.

So you’re now a flustered naughty little boy in a dress?

Such fun >:-)

They found me, via advertising or word of mouth.

I’m long since retired from that line of work, though.

I think it’s also function of toxic masculinity - to trust your body to someone else goes against everything that’s taught about being macho.

To be blindfolded and tied is a very intense emotional experience, even before anything actually gets done … intense emotions are also considered bad by ‘tough guys’

Hi there :-)