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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Rough date

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Rough date

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    I, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver’s seat. It’s just common sense.

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      So when the cops stop you, you can take a swig right in front of them. Then they can’t prove you were drunk before that and can’t give you a DUI

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      Of course! You dont want to be fumbling around god knows where for that shit! Its unsafe.

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        Exactly, that’s why I keep it right next to my loaded pistol and bag of oxy

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          It’s embarrassing when you go for a shot of vodka and end up with a pistol barrel in your mouth instead.

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            Classic Wednesday night.

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            I was going to make a pun about Russian roulette with vodka or a bullet, but I realized vodka or bullet would still just be Russian roulette.

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            Happens all. The. Time.

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        You can put it in a water bladder and strap it to the sun visor. Now you have a handy straw and then it’s as simple as taking a sip whenever you feel your vision go unblurry

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          I promised to use this knowledge only for good.

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      I like to take a shot every time I see a black car, gets me ready for work in the morning. Obviously I don’t drink and drive that would be dangerous, I wait until I’m traffic lights.

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      The vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!

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      I also sit in the parking lot before a date just staring at people in the cars next to me.

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      A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.

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        Not offering pets

        You might as well have a child in the trunk at that point, you monster.

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        No meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur

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          I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.

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