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Sir, may I recommend the Volkswagen, this model it has greater surface area.

He hasn’t got a licence plate so clearly he’s now on trackable.

Is this guy trying to suggest that oxygen is bad? In his case I would agree that it’s probably not a habit worth maintaining but generally speaking I tend to find oxygen to be rather agreeable

I wanted to do an Office Space/Waiting style show but set in the big box retail world.

At university my roommate was in a media, and one of the things they had to do was to come up with a show and actually produce an episode of it. Anyway his idea was comedy set in ikea, I genuinely think it would have worked.

He’ll die sure maybe even their natural causes if we’re unlucky but he’ll not leave.

There’s no scenario where Trump is still alive but not president.

Leaves office? You think he’s ever going to leave voluntarily he’s going on about having a third term.

*Trying to have a perfectly reasonable discussion with someone.

Calm down

Throws first punch

The go word is swordfish.

It’s just crap at dealing with long posts. There’s a guy that posts an entire game blog post in the comments and it’s unreadably laggy.

Got get them illegal immigrants at their source. Bloody foreigners, staying over there.

I didn’t realise rhinos were so small. No wonder I never see them.

Well you can’t have butterflies escaping into nature. They’ll wreak havoc by pollinating everything.

Well for starters I wouldn’t make the containment system an electric fence, have an electric fence by all means but have some physical metal rods as backup. Also maybe don’t make the dinosaurs bulletproof.

Hammond probably got told that but decided it was too expensive. After all how often is the power likely to go on out on * and island frequently hit by hurricanes?

If you put high voltage electric fences around humans they’re pretty well contained. The intelligence level of the dinosaurs was never relevant but the movie did kind of try and suggest that somehow the velociraptors were special simply because they were mildly more intelligent than the rest.

They made a big thing about how raptors can open doors, my cats can open doors.

Worst I can do if my boss pisses me off it’s change his password on a Friday, and then go home.

Anyone that thinks that dinosaurs are amphibians shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a DNA sequencer.

If anything Jurassic park is basically a lesson in properly vetting your staff.

Everything that happened happened because Dennis was the only IT guy and basically could do whatever he wanted with zero oversight. It’s not like the dinosaurs were going to break out on their own, even the raptors only got out because the fences were turned off.

Why should Apple stop doing business in the EU that makes no sense. Why would they deliberately cut themselves off from a huge potential market.

I can already speak to my cat. It’s not really an enlightening conversation it’s basically him demanding food, or he wants to go outside, or he wants better food than the food provided.

That’s basically the extent of his conversation skills.

I mean he’s a cat, he’s not exactly going to talk about politics with me is it even if we could translate between our “languages”

Into volunteers it’s not standard practise to randomly put a chip in your head.