Aw shit, last pic I took was of a payphone

If Microsoft wants people to use its AI product, they’d be better off making it useful instead of making it more invasive and annoying than pop up and interstitial pause screen ads.

Less money on marketing and VPs, more money on quality developers.

If they’re a 10 and you’re a 2, you should be suspicious.

As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart

They do sustainment training on firefighting techniques and in my area they sometimes also respond to medical calls.

I go about once a week

Is microsoft secretly run by linux evangelists?

She’s apparently never heard of earbuds either

Glow in the dark, since i do lap swimming for exercise and the other option would rule that out.

Option 2 so i can at least see

• take professional development on my employer’s budget
• bring a book
• don’t be afraid to take slightly longer than usual lunches for errands or for exercise or whatevs
• if monitoring is lax enough, and there’s unmonitored guest wifi, bring your personal laptop and play some vidya

I prefer spinach that I’ve sautéed with a bit of garlic and some olive oil.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

I would’ve also accepted “absurdly bright headlights”

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

I think Maude Lebowski was a better painter