I prefer spinach that I’ve sautéed with a bit of garlic and some olive oil.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

I would’ve also accepted “absurdly bright headlights”

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

I think Maude Lebowski was a better painter

Or tell them the way to reset bugs in the game is Alt+F4

So if someone can ID middle left and bottom right, we’ll have the whole set

I recognize Mean Girls in the top left, but I have no clue on the others.

Middle aged ADHDer here

I rawdogged ADHD my entire life until I was diagnosed within the past year. I’ve been on atomoxetine, but its effectiveness for me isn’t worth a bucket of warm piss. I’m going to see my pysch in a little while and ask what my other treatment options are. So I may well become one of those using stimulant treatments.

Steven Segal

Is this supposed to be another ‘loss’ cartoon? Damn, fell for it again.

Reminds me of the plot line in early seasons of Mad Men where Betty would go to a shrink, then later that night Don would call the doc to see what all Betty said.

The largest age gap I’ve been involved with was about 4 years. I was 31, she was 35, and we lasted about three months. Current partner and I are about 1.5 years apart.

If I were single and interested in dating, I think the lowest age I’d be willing to go is half my age plus 7. Someone at the absolute lowest end of that range would need to check a lot of other boxes for me to be willing. Most I’d be willing to go over my age is about 10 years.

But frankly, if I were single, I’d probably just stop the online dating thing and live my best life on my own, and if I met someone who was interested cool, and if not it ain’t the end of the world.

Same here. It’s been reasonably effective too.

I can read the numbers just fine but I can’t read any of the names. Weird.

SOH CAH TOA in trigonometry