Can’t have sex with it either.

Have you tried changing the filters?

Get a Pixel?

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

Neat! Thank you

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I always go six minutes. Fight me.

What’s the Death Note?

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

No duh

It used to be an hour. How is this “research” useful?

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.

Why use a played out Trump and Musk photo. Use photos of people we would be surprised to see on the list.

But that bumper sticker…

BAM! Herpes