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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I hope they'll make it more contagious

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I hope they'll make it more contagious

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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Can’t condone such behaviour. We, the oppressed ultranationalist conservative white catholic folk, are sometimes contracting this kind of sickness.

    The situation is so dire we actually had a gay orgy last night.

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    Man we can buy so many viral incubators with that. Thanks deltarune guy.

    -The Antifa

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    If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn’t have given it as cool a name as “woke mind virus”

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      “no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled.”

      Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

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        “I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”

        “Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”

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    Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.

    • Bazoogle@lemmy.world
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      It’s also from last year https://x.com/ultr4nima/status/1932468872675807337

    • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s also clearly a photo of Luigi Mangione at the time that that healthcare CEO died under mysterious circumstances.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?

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      It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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        I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?

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          yes.

      • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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        How do I measure my homosexuality?

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          Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

          Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

          Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

          MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

          MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

          Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

          Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.

          • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Wait … MMF dp

            Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?

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              I don’t know how state this without making it graphic, but two dicks in one vagina are stimulating each other as much as they’re getting from her. If you end up in that situation there’s no “but we were both straight”. You met your homie in the middle ground. And that’s fine. As long as everyone involved is consenting adults, enjoy yourselves but call it for what it is.

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                I was referring to the position with M in the middle of the threesome and being DPed

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          With a stack of dicks I guess

      • meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

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      this comment made my day

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    CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

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    One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They’re practically printing money.

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    doing god’s work :)

    sa traiesti, Daniele!

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    To “the LGBT+ community”, huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?

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      Just make the cheque out to “the little gay fellas n that”

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      Maybe he repeatedly ordered shots at the gay bar for all the patrons.

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    deleted by creator

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    In Canada… Some people call it MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+…

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      the + is there for a reason

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        In the 1970s, the expression commonly used by activists was “gay and lesbian,” in full. In the 1990s, the initialism GLBT (later LGBT) was gradually adopted, as bisexual and transgender people gained recognition. Around that time, some activists began to reclaim the term queer, seeing it as a more radical and inclusive umbrella term, though others reject it, due to its history as a pejorative. In recognition of this, the 2010s saw the adoption of LGBTQ, and other more inclusive variants. Some versions of the term add a plus sign (+) to represent additional identities not captured by the letters within the initialism.

        Imo, we should go call the community the Pride community, or LGBT, or LGBT+. Something short and simple. We don’t need a letter for everyone. Same for the flag, I prefer the 2nd pride flag.

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      I can only wonder how long she had to practice to say it so naturally!

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      Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face

      Like I love the community but that acronym is atrocious

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