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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Repent or Perish

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Repent or Perish

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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • Smaile@lemmy.ca
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    hes just taking picture so he can righteously hate on them later, alone, with a bottle of hand lotion.

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    Repent while I take picture of your butt and goon to it later. Absolute hypocrisy 🙄

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    Couple of fox girls being silly on the pavement while this guy is like “this offends me and everything I stand for”

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Based af

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    Wait is the street preacher taking a picture.

    Make probably gonna show off to the congregation what to avoid

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    Shitsboro Baptist Church.

  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    Disgusting, I better film this so the rest of the congregation knows to stay away

    fZpySY2LQc02LGz.jpg

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      Who knows, maybe he decided to repent and is just still holding the sign because dropping it would be littering.

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      Honestly genius way to get gay cat girls to perform for you, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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        Oh Fuck, You Are Gonna Make Me DEUS VULT

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      He is just searching where to get those outfits.

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    Something about this photo makes me suspect that this gentleman isn’t very sincere about his message.

    • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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      As long as he repents he should be fine.

      • frunch@lemmy.world
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        As long as he goes to church any given Sunday, all his sins will be forgiven. What a deal!

  • Gazza_of_the_Overflow@piefed.social
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    “I hope these goth girls don’t awaken anything in me…”

    -That guy, probably.

    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I think it’s too late the way he is recording them, there’s only missing jets of steam escaping from his collar.

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    Dude taking a picture for later.

    • TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com
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      For… research.

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      please excuse him while he leaves to use the bathroom

    • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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      It took me a sec to catch that haha. He’s like two seconds away from ditching that sign altogether.

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      just to discuss with his friends how sinful those individuals are

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    Dude seems to be envious; why else would he film those two cuties?

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Same reason they always took pictures of my tits when I marched topless at pride. Obviously to show how queer people are degenerates and no other reason.

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      For proof, just in case The Lord isn’t watching. Otherwise itll just be inadmissable hearsay when he tells the priest

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        “God, are you catching this? I’ll record it just in case so we can review it frame by frame together later during… prayer time…”

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      To go with the gallon of lube he just ordered on Amazon.

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    Shocking! Absurd! Ridiculous!

    What engineer built this bridge with only 15ft clearance?

    • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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      Welcome to the 11 foot 8 bridge. Turns out the reason is a sewer pipe under the road, and a train bridge above.

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        Great, Youtube’s full-screen mode somehow manages to block my phone’s gesture control.

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      What engineer would use 'ft’s? *ducks*

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        One who has to deal with American tradespeople… I don’t like it any more than anyone else, but they just reply by asking for it in feet.

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        Oh you don’t need to duck. 15’ isn’t that low

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          Not big enough for my ego

    • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s… That’s more clearance than a lot of bridges have. More than enough for basically any bus including many if not most double deckers or standard size freight.

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      Considering most large trucks are 13ft6in or lower it’s also not a legit reason for exclusion

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        That probably would have made a better baseline for my joke

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      That’s… there’s a 3x3 meter train crossing around here.

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    It’s all nice and cool but wtf is that road sign. Who the hell going to pay attention to grey sign which doesn’t even look like road sign while driving on what looks like 30 km/h road

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      Well just look at the flags, as a flag expert (or a flagspert as we officially call it) this looks to be in… Nazi Germany?

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        The Nazis were of course famously English speakers, so it all tracks.

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          Very fond of foreign cultures I’ve heard.

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    Guess I’ll just perish then.

    Looks way more fun lol

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      I’ll repent for what I’ve done wrong, but not to their god and they and I have very different views on what I’ve done wrong

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      It’ll be one hell of a party down there

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    The “CAUTION! Low Bridge” sign kills me. Something so… everyday in the middle of whatever this is.

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