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arrow-up1666arrow-down1imageMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · il y a 2 joursmessage-square56fedilink
minus-squarearctanthrope@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up129·il y a 2 joursthe biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·il y a 2 joursThe Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·il y a 18 heuresBut does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
minus-squareragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·il y a 1 jourThe serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·il y a 1 jourAnd led to the curse of painful childbirth.
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down3·il y a 2 joursNeither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·il y a 1 jourHey now! There were at least three drug addicts!
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·il y a 1 jourAnd they couldn’t dance.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-2il y a 19 heuresBut man, the way they walk!
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·il y a 2 joursFumbles… it was always Fumbles.
minus-squarebunkyprewster@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·il y a 2 joursHadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
minus-squareMML@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-2il y a 1 jour*Penises. A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·il y a 1 jourAnd its partner the hemiclitoris…
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·il y a 1 jourThat’s because it’s not a penis…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·il y a 2 joursAnd, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
minus-squareSavinDWhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·il y a 1 jourWere there sheep as well? “No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!” God, probably
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
But does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
And led to the curse of painful childbirth.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
Hey now!
There were at least three drug addicts!
Hank…?
And they couldn’t dance.
But man, the way they walk!
Trouser snake?
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
Hadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
*Penises.
A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
And its partner the hemiclitoris…
I coulda had a hemi
That’s because it’s not a penis…
And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
Were there sheep as well?
“No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!”